ʟᴇᴍᴏɴ ᴡᴀᴛᴇʀ .ᐟ

꒰ it's wednesday, guess what rhymes with wednesday -- getting blackout drunk . ꒱

₍ time is irrelevant when you’re always relevant ₎

꒰ alcohol abuse .ᐣ i would never, i love alcohol ꒱

₍ a pen that slips mid sentence does not erase the story ₎

₍ but for the guilty there is no peace . ₎

꒰ unfortunately he does get drunk like a college boy . ꒱

𐔌 but he did not know the origins of my sufferings, ꒱

₍ thanks for telling me not to get lost . i'll wait to hear from you, okay .ᐣ whenever you're ready . ₎♡

𐔌 but sleep did not afford me respite from thought and misery; ꒱

𐔌 it's up to you to make me stay, it all depends on what you say . ꒱

﴾ god isn't on our side, or maybe, she is -- we could all just be a rock in her shoe .ᐟ ﴿

𓊈 i done did a goof, i done straight up goofed it . 𓊉

꒰ i'm an alcoholic . ꒱

꒰ ' y'all need to stop drinking if you can't handle your liquid ' god forbid a girl trying to get her money's worth . ꒱

₍ don't worry, i'll hold your hand . ₎♡

₍ he's online every night . but never in my world . ₎

꒰ it's 2:55AM and all the vodka redbulls have finally given you wings ꒱

꒰ ' bro i'm never drinking again ' the same mf not even 3 days later : ꒱

꒰ ' you look sad ' yes, i'm sober . ꒱

𐔌 but sleep did not afford me respite from thought and misery; ꒱

₍ who could be interested in the fate of a murderer, but the hangman who would gain his fee .ᐣ ₎

𓊈 talent in the hands of a jester 💔 𓊉

꒰ you're telling me they're kids with no alcohol in africa and you don't want to drink just cause you're working early tomorrow .ᐣ bunch of cornballs ꒱

𐔌 all he knew was that he was going to die alone, on the floor with no one there . ꒱

₍ time is irrelevant when you’re always relevant ₎

꒰ when they mention drinking . ꒱

꒰ let's drink . ꒱

﴾ hit 'em right between the eyes ﴿

꒰ jarvis, increase my blood alcohol content by 100%, and locate my car keys . ꒱

꒰ maturing is realizing you don't need fun to have alcohol ꒱