This tickled me but that could have a lot to do with my #engineering past. #wordplay #writerslife #science #physics
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This tickled me but that could have a lot to do with my #engineering past. #wordplay #writerslife #science #physics
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This is the #writerslife and you have to be okay with it. #writerthoughts #writinglife #writers #writing
28.07.2025 18:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0So these guys turned up this morning in search help. Bear is escorting an orange cat over to us for food.
22.07.2025 18:12 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0I'm going to be one of the presenters at the Capitol Crime Writers' Conference in October. Details on the poster. Hope to see you there. #writerlife #writer #writingtip #writingtips #writing #mystery #thriller
02.07.2025 17:58 β π 4 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0It occurred to me that it's a bad time to be a serial killer in my neighborhood as we have trash strike in progress. Body dump options are very limited right now. #WriterThoughts #WritersLife
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Gordo ran out of battery...
#cats #catsagram #cat #cats_of_instagram
I'm going to be one of the presenters at the Capitol Crime Writers' Conference in October. Details on the poster. Hope to see you there. #writerlife #writer #writingtip #writingtips #writing #mystery #thriller
02.07.2025 17:58 β π 4 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0This is spot on! #quotes #quoteoftheday #quotestagram #writerslife #writinglife #writerthoughts #writertips
13.06.2025 18:30 β π 2 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0There's a lot of them around. #wordofthedayπ #wordplay
06.06.2025 16:13 β π 2 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Your #poetry moment.
24.06.2025 19:50 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0These cats aren't ours. However, they've moved into our yard in the last few days. Our cats and Sabine aren't too pleased about it. We're trying to gain their trust so that we get them a home. The grey one is pretty brave and the white one is pretty timid but these two are joined at the hip. #cats
22.06.2025 18:18 β π 11 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0I've had a cold all week so I am rocking the dulcet tones of an #NPR radio personality.
20.06.2025 02:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0With talk of a #JohnWick 5, I would like to propose a John Wick/#TheCleaner crossover. Wicky comes to clean up a crime scene & encounters John Wick as the bad guys enters. The next thing you know, Wicky & John Wick are forced to team up. This thing pretty much writes itself! #movies
16.06.2025 16:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is spot on! #quotes #quoteoftheday #quotestagram #writerslife #writinglife #writerthoughts #writertips
13.06.2025 18:30 β π 2 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0I'm going to be one of the presenters at the Capitol Crime Writers' Conference in October. Details on the poster. Hope to see you there. #writerlife #writer #writingtip #writingtips #writing #mystery #thriller
10.06.2025 18:29 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Went out with my good friend and laid down 50 miles. Averaged a shade under 18mph. #cyclinglife #cycling #roadcycling
07.06.2025 23:03 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0There's a lot of them around. #wordofthedayπ #wordplay
06.06.2025 16:13 β π 2 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Yesterday was a lot of fun. #writerslife
01.06.2025 16:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Georgie knows how to relax. #cats
30.05.2025 18:04 β π 8 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0I think it's just the disorganized nature of Ferrari of the last decade or so.
27.05.2025 00:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Leclerc has been suffering longer.
26.05.2025 21:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0This one is for my fellow #F1 fans. #motorsport
26.05.2025 18:53 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Your writer's tip of day. #writerthoughts #writerslife #writertips #quotes
22.05.2025 18:00 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0#RIPGeorgeWendt
21.05.2025 16:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I think my printer has gone HAL 9000 on me. It wakes up from its sleep state when I walk into my office and it turns itself on at night for no reason. I think it's becoming sentient...but then again, it's an #HP and it could be just buggered. #WritersLife #TechNightmare #AI
20.05.2025 17:37 β π 0 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Thanks Wendy!
20.05.2025 17:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0One occasion, I have written myself into a corner. #writerslife
19.05.2025 18:07 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Rode in the Tour Delle Vigne today. It was a flat 100k course but damn it was windy. "Atmospheric hills" made it a tougher ride. #cycling #cyclinglife #centuryride
17.05.2025 23:56 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0