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The Founding Fathers could write the Real Housewives but the Real Housewives writers could not write the Declaration of Independence

Y’all see My First Ex-Husband yet??

Love you more, than those bitches before.

I’m sorry. I just woke up and didn’t have my glasses on and I was lacking my gluten free cereal and there was no coconut milk and I couldn’t find my earrings that I took off last night and I am missing my dog

Peepee is performing at Poopoos Pawpaw convention. All proceeds support Puppi’s Foundation for Pippers.

I do it all for you

@annagilmore.bsky.social

Joe realized he was through with playing by the rules in someone else’s game. He’s defying gravity…

ONE SHORT DAY IN THE EMERALD CITY

I can’t imagine being Kamala Harris watching Wicked for the first time… damnnnnnn

If Caitlyn Jenner wasn’t trans she’d be nominated for a cabinet position rn and im damn sure of it

Touch me like one of your French girls

I’m sorry that was rude of me

Fuck you bitch

Tell me you love me

My fahder

Twitter

What the dog doin

Having a side role in Christmas Vacation must feel really good when you’re Julia Louis-Dreyfus

Me after getting so high i start visualizing my life if i was Nancy Pelosi

Hell yeah

What the dog doin

Being high and being a parent must be crazy like damn, im really fucking high and im a fucking parent

No way the founding fathers weren’t smoking something, if u know what i mean.. How’d they think of all of this?!

Britney Spears be like:

Werk, bitch