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Lauren Vail

@laurenevail.bsky.social

πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦, Dog mom, Avid reader, tennis fan, gardener, house plant enthusiast. Accountant by profession. Views are my own, not the views of my firm.

430 Followers  |  102 Following  |  398 Posts  |  Joined: 18.10.2023
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a man in a suit and tie is saying " oh that 's terrible " ALT: a man in a suit and tie is saying " oh that 's terrible "
19.01.2026 22:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Laying in a hotel room with room service and heading to the cottage 🩷

So glad I insisted on a hotel stay rather than bunking with the in-laws. A decision made before Heated Rivalry existed.

26.12.2025 13:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Jeter is so salty that the Jays are leading and he can fuck right off.

30.10.2025 03:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

THE TORONTO FUCKING BLUE JAYS

25.10.2025 02:37 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Dodgers’ gaffer looks absolutely disgusted πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

25.10.2025 02:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Blue Jays are in the blood. My grandmother was a diehard fan and I am so sad she died before seeing her beloved Jays go to the World Series. Here are the cookies we had at the wake after DAAAA YANKEES LOSE

21.10.2025 03:06 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO

21.10.2025 03:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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kermit the frog is dancing in front of a red curtain on a stage . ALT: kermit the frog is dancing in front of a red curtain on a stage .

BLUE JAYS LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

21.10.2025 03:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ben and I have VERY different flavour profiles. Ben should just lick trees

16.09.2025 03:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Let Gin Flights Night 2 commence!!

16.09.2025 02:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hiked up the equivalent of 25 flights of stairs and didn’t have a heart attack! πŸ₯³πŸ₯΅πŸš 

15.09.2025 21:40 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

go birds fuck ICE free Palestine

15.09.2025 01:16 β€” πŸ‘ 82    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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We have found gin bar in Whistler with 60 gins and are trying flights. This is the most pretentious thing I have ever done with my husband … I’ll be here every night this week…

15.09.2025 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œMy personality is athleisure and trees”

11.09.2025 21:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There’s something about BC that makes a person go β€œyes I go on nature hikes and subsist off clif bars for lunch”

11.09.2025 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Been travelling all afternoon and now have the US Open final on. Based on the scoreline I assume not a classic? πŸ€ͺ

07.09.2025 20:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He’s injured Felix, GET HIM

06.09.2025 01:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
06.09.2025 01:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tennis is so precious. Like imagine hockey players saying they can't do a face-off because it's too loud in the rink.

06.09.2025 00:55 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Rafa’s little brother is coming home in 4 weeks. We need a name!

06.09.2025 00:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Quite a roar from Felix. Allez! Let those claws out.

06.09.2025 00:49 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Ben: "200 km/h serve! That's like Mario Tennis stats" 🀣

06.09.2025 00:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fair enough. Injuries happen.

05.09.2025 23:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Best of 3, 10-point tiebreaks if needed in the 1st 2 sets, play out the final set (no tiebreak).

This is the perfect Grand Slam format and the sport should switch to it and also pay me all the money.

05.09.2025 05:11 β€” πŸ‘ 50    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2
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thanos says i am inevitable in a movie ALT: thanos says i am inevitable in a movie

Alcaraz v. Sinner final

05.09.2025 23:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Go Felix! You won’t win, but it would be crazy if you did!!

05.09.2025 23:37 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I fucking hate Colleen. Get her off my TV.

05.09.2025 01:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

beyond ridiculous. Djokovician.

05.09.2025 01:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0