Twitter escapee

The only thing he knows about the law is how to break it.

Yeah I bet Ellie’s really upset about that

zohran mamdani convince trump to buy a motorcycle challenge

I wish he would just get on with it and switch parties already.

Tough, but fair. 🤷

She’s very much into art made by humans (and making art as a human) and live punk shows, so AI is incompatible with her world.

When my daughter’s school suggested she use AI to help her prep for tests, she replied “I’d rather fail than use AI.” 🙌

I think I’m kinda done with this guy.

✨ It’s a yes or no question ✨

I miss the old Mt Vernon.
Lived at Eager St & Lovegrove, right in the heart of it. Loved it.

Every news story is now “State Senator Randy Pervert (R-Springfield) was indicted on 8 counts of lewd behavior with a child under 12 and has been put on paid leave from his two jobs as Border Patrol liaison and youth pastor at First Presbyterian (PCA) where parishioners say they were ‘blindsided.’”

“Three federal immigration agents accidentally shot themselves in the leg during routine training exercises within two days”

They should consider aiming a little higher 🤷

Hey to the dude who drove by me and yelled “Hey great beard, man!”, thank you, I hope you have the best day.

BREAKING: The Department of Education has ended its directive that attempted to restrict diversity, equity, and inclusion efforts in schools nationwide.

This is a victory for academic freedom and education equity.

A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".

2026 basically

Inshallah

Right after that Chat Pile release, too? Welp guess they’d better do another collab and a tour together. 🤷

Start having him sign some documents

was looking for something else and found this important post deep in my files

roses are red
violets are blue
tom homan’s a bitch
greg bovino, too

Bouquet of roses and lillies

Custom-made cocktail for my baby

Just a sausage and two potatoes, nothing suggestive

Things I made my wife for Valentines Day:

This is what Republicans want. Vote every last one of them out, no matter the office. Don't let these monsters anywhere near government again.

Every day it becomes clearer that capitulation (Columbia, Perkins Coie, etc) was the wrong strategy

Hell yeah

Okay I feel even better now

Is it a plane? A spaceship?
Yes.

a woman in a blue scrub top is standing in front of a door with #schittscreek written on it Alt: a woman in a blue scrub top is standing in front of a door with #schittscreek written on it

Go on…