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Proceeds the weedian, Nazareth
Proceeds the weedian, Nazareth

The President of the United States just called for Democratic members of Congress to be executed. "HANG THEM", he posted.

If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.

Okay but odds that Trump will pronounce Mamdani exactly like that at least once?

I am hearing that on his deathbed Donald Trump is receiving the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. He has accepted Muhammad al-Mahdi as the Twelfth and final Imam. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!

A good start

There are 3 kinds of Bluesky user:
1. Was just kicked in the head by a horse
2. Raised in Plato's cave where they were only shown 2010s tumblr posts
3. Normal

LOL. MAGA destroyed Christmas.

@nytpitchbot.bsky.social

Inshallah

Standout track

CNN: Trump in Epstein files
NBC: Trump in Epstein files
ABC: Trump in Epstein files
FOX:

Jack Schlossberg talks Kennedy legacy and the fact that Trump’s trying to dismantle it… damn🔥

“He’s so obsessed with the…Kennedy name…that he caged one and put… a rabid dog in his cabinet. put a collar on my cousin RFK Junior and has him there, barking, spreading lies and spreading misinformation.”

A flowchart: On top, a large oval is labeled “Should I defend the New York Times on social media?” below it is a single arrow pointing to a box labeled “No.”

I made you a flowchart:

www.todayintabs.com/p/no-one-tru...

Correct.

Thomas Massie remains undefeated for Best Person I Disagree With In Almost Every Way

the lives and feelings of teenage girls are always expendable to people in power

Wow, what a take. Jfc.

Last time he had a stroke he turned into a republican - wonder what’s gonna happen this time 🤔

About a week late 😒

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So just to be clear, major media, the “newspaper of record,” the DOJ, and administrations from both parties kept all of this from us. For years.

Let these people walk among us scot-free. Let Americans VOTE THESE PEOPLE INTO OFFICE.

And said nothing.

Burn it all to the ground.

The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.

Inshallah

Funfetti cake that looks like a giant donut

Okay so guard your husband, I'm gonna steal him from you. This is the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me. I'm trying not to cry in my car right now. Awe you can't have him but I can share He did it all after I told him you were feeling low

Fellas let’s normalize making funfetti cakes for your homeboys if they’re feeling blue, especially when they turn out looking like giant donuts

(Also the cake mixes and frosting are on sale at Safeway right now)

when you wear a size 9.5 shoe but the 8.5 was on sale

Illustration of scorpion on frog’s back in water. Frog: If you don't keep your promise to hold talks on healthcare, you will look like a liar to the American people. Scorpion: lol. Lmao.

Speaker Johnson has literally said he's "not promising anyone anything."

For once, I believe him.

JFC