Feign The Jackal

[ poking the Ruby with a wrapped up bomb pop ]

You want one babe?

MmmmmmBomb pop~

I love obeying heeerr~<3
She's so beautiful and powerful ~

IT'S THE RULES
I DON'T MAKE THEM
MY RUBY GIRLFRIEND DOES
GOD

I'm only allowed one bomb pop every Friday....

It's Feig Friday which means I get to enjoy one treat today

Hmmaaauyses yes yes yes good idea yes yes a collar yes Hmmmmmmaaaahhg

@rubyphantom.bsky.social <3

∆. At some point I really need to get art of Feign so people stop confusing her for Infinite

Yeah if is
But also that sounds uncomfortable...

I should make a necklace harness for you

I really should just shove you between my boobs
At least then you wouldn't roll away at night

I'm his biggest fan
I even have a functional replica of his motorcycle

Shadoooowwwww
He's so fucking cool holy shit

Sometimes I wake up and I can't find you :(

I miss my Ruby, Turbo
I miss it a lot

I must work quickly, there is much to do.

Clearly you need Therapy From A Guy With A Fat Ass then

I think you need therapy actually

And I could probably use the phantom ruby to turn you into a trash can

Hmmmmhmm.,.,.~

[ Its presence immediately cools the Jackal's temper ]

I'm glad you desire to know every move...
I'm sorry for overreacting...

Sorry sorry sorry
I'm overreacting....

[ Once again adjusting a nonexistent tie and her very real watch ]

STOP EYEING UP MY RUBY YOU PETTING ZOO REJECTS

True....
Madame, this is why you're the hand and I'm the dagger~

Please Madame,
Be more cultured than that Bumbling Tyrant

We should add extra loops to speed highway

The one she was always going to use for the Ruby.
Though much more care will be used in this situation...

She will need to put her facades back on
But not yet,
Tonight is a night to celebrate ]

Into arms,
Holding it close to her chest.

The desire to jump the gun is there
But she must be a dagger
She must act like a dagger

Plunging into flesh with a well timed strike
Not a mindless blow....

For now Feign makes the decision to carry her mistress in a sleek briefcase

[ staring at her beautiful muse sitting in the ground
A moment is taken to admire the beauty of this form

Though she mustn't rush into using this new power at her finger tips...
To plunge the Ruby into herself so soon would to be to make the same choices her father did...

Gently scooping It up

thanks, greek chorus, but i don't need voices in my head today!

He wasn't worthy of The Ruby