G imalaserpewpew - Bluesky Statics

'Touch grass. Floss your teeth. Call your dad.'

This is amazing and I am so stealing this

10.03.2026 00:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Cowards

09.03.2026 21:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a little girl is sitting in front of a bed with the word duh written on her face . ALT: a little girl is sitting in front of a bed with the word duh written on her face .

09.03.2026 14:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a man in a military uniform says are we the baddies . ALT: a man in a military uniform says are we the baddies .

07.03.2026 22:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a close up of a man 's face with the words " don 't give me hope " ALT: a close up of a man 's face with the words " don 't give me hope "

06.03.2026 01:07 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I mean this with all due respect: go fuck yourself

05.03.2026 05:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Honestly not strong enough

04.03.2026 18:07 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Millions in missiles to take out thousands in drones.....Insanely unsustainable

03.03.2026 19:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bob Costas suuuuuuuuuuuuuucks

03.03.2026 17:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Narrator: they were actually running out of ammunition

03.03.2026 17:08 — 👍 67 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

You could save us all a lot of time by just saying you're a cuck.

02.03.2026 22:44 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Apparently three!

02.03.2026 19:38 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We're up to 4 now

02.03.2026 16:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Several?!

02.03.2026 08:03 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Dude looks like a fucking zombie. Acts like one too

01.03.2026 01:49 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Of we make it another month....

28.02.2026 23:56 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That Norwegian livery 💕

28.02.2026 12:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Something something Epstein files

28.02.2026 07:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Well he's dying so that tracks

27.02.2026 18:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

K

27.02.2026 17:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Stop defending this asshole

24.02.2026 21:59 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

In didn't think he knows the definition of inarguable

24.02.2026 21:21 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Losers

24.02.2026 21:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Have you played the new Voyager game? It's wild.

24.02.2026 21:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

michael jordan is wearing a suit and tie and smiling . ALT: michael jordan is wearing a suit and tie and smiling .

24.02.2026 12:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Cause he's a soulless piece of shit

20.02.2026 06:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Good point! Eight states and Washington, D.C., allow all elections to be conducted entirely by mail: California, Colorado, Hawaii, Nevada, Oregon, Utah, Vermont and Washington state.

19.02.2026 21:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They're blue states, he doesn't give a fuck

19.02.2026 20:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Not to mention several states are mail-in ballot only...

19.02.2026 20:22 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Stop dying!

18.02.2026 00:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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