Josh Berthume

I mean, don’t get me wrong - it is absolutely not a good time for them to be making a deregulatory argument, considering, you know, everything. But if we weren’t rocketing down the Autocracy Waterslide, I think there’d be some things worth considering in there.

my brother in christ, what do you think you are supposed to do after seizing the means of production? Just sort of chill? ok

I finished reading Abundance. It has its problems but I don't understand where all the handwringing about it is coming from. NIMBYism is bad and we should make it easier to build houses. A lot of people calling themselves Marxists out here seem to have skipped the economic parts of Das Kapital

Mossimo. Stussey. Abercrombie.

Tommy Lee Jones in No Country for Old Men looking up disdainfully from his newspaper

When I see someone saying “when was the last good Spielberg movie?”

I'd just like to point out how weird it is that places with hundreds or even thousands of reporters — the NYT, WaPo, CBS, NBC, AP, etc. — are all getting pummeled on every major story by the dozen computerboys at Wired. To fumble the bag this consistently is, at some point, cowardice and a choice.

Besides, like Joel Silver replied when someone asked if he thought what he made was art: "No. I make shit. I buy art."

He made an auteur piece! Pain and Gain! It was wild as hell!

I think we need to bring back the sea shanty craze but this time for union songs. I want 500 TikTok covers of Process Man

You think you can imagine how big the sun is? Fuck off! You can't!

no

Sorry, sorry, I’m trying to delete it

WILYERRRRRR #redsox

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Listen to me, Democrats everywhere, you have got to be saying this kind of shit right now all the time like she has been. The literal least you can do. At least pretend like you have a fucking spine.

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Speak frankly as the wind

Was ever feather so lightly blown to and fro as this multitude?

The evil that men do lives after them,
The good is oft interred with their bones;
So let it be with Caesar.

[They stab Caesar.]

“‘The pain we feel comes from them, not ourselves,’ said the banners, and people cheered, certain of all the certainty. But the next day they’d wake up and find that what had hurt in them still hurt.”

- Kaveh Akbar, Martyr!

“The genesis of everyone’s pain had to be external, such was their certainty. And so legislators legislated, building border walls, barring citizens of there from entering here. “

“The performance of certainty seemed to be at the root of so much grief. Everyone in America seemed to be afraid and hurting and angry, starving for a fight they could win. And more than that even, they seemed certain their natural state was to be happy, contented, and rich.“

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it doesn't matter if the CR was bad or anywhere near good; as long as lawlessnes reigns supreme in Washington you don't vote for a single GOP bill or a single GOP nominee, why is this so fuckin' hard to understand

Too much is at stake not to keep up the pressure on the Senate Democrats up to the very moment of the vote.

I can't believe calling Democratic Senators to convince them to do one of the only things they can do while the whole goddamn ship is sinking is necessary, but I am glad and thankful for Democrats from Minnesota - provided the ones in the Senate do what's right and keep doing it.