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This new Netflix layout/design is annoying AF. Shove your playing-all-the-damn-time videos/trailers up your ass. @netflix.com

Big Noon is stupid. This game shouldn’t be this early.

Odds on Micah to break to single game sack record in week 4? 😂

My son starts his senior year of high school today and my brain is about to explode. I can’t believe he’s a senior already.

ESPN ruining the fan experience and coverage for both NFL and WWE fans within a 24-hour period was not on my bingo card for this week.

So after yesterday, has anyone checked to see if Jed Hoyer is alive? Bc being dead would be the only acceptable excuse for the lack of action at the trade deadline. We have a legit chance this year & we’re just going to watch everyone else make moves and then let Tucker leave in the offseason #Cubs

Underrated tweet.

Druski forgetting the envelope at the ESPYs is the first funny thing I’ve ever seen him do.

Windham Rotunda —> Bray Wyatt

Important thing to remember about the Abbott/Patrick/THC story is that Dan Patrick encouraged people to vote him out…so we should definitely oblige him.
Also, fuck Patrick for making me agree with Gregg Abbott on something. You have to be a real piece of shit to make me side with Gov. Hot Wheels.

Ron Cena 😂

I wish #Hulu had an account on here so I could yell at them for having the laziest, most infuriating “guide” for live TV. Just switched over two days ago & if I had known the “guide” was this bad, I probably wouldn’t have bothered to switch over. But I did, so stuck with it & not switching back.

This Inter/Barca match is insane. The first one was too.

The History Channel app is the worst streaming app I’ve ever used.

If you leave two full car lengths between you and the car in front of you when you’re in a drive thru lane, you need to be taken out of your car and shot in the head. No exceptions.

Any farmers out there that can speak to whether they can get info for planting season ? Or loans to help them get through this ?

Are federal offices open to even process loan requests ?

I’m so tired of Cody Rhodes and absolutely hate listening to him TRY to talk. I literally fast forward through every minute he’s out there.
#EndTheStory
#WWE #Smackdown

Happy Opening Day!
#GoCubsGo
#FlyTheW

I got laid off today, with the rest of 18F.

18F was an elite federal software shop. We made gov't websites work better, more efficiently for the American people. We saved taxpayers from getting screwed over by contractors. And were fired for it.

We made this website to tell our story:
18f.org

John Cena. OMG.

Nick Emmanwori won the combine.

6’3” 220lbs
43” vert
11’6” broad
4.38 40yd

#NFLCombine

But who wins in a fight?
I’ll take Vrabel slightly ahead of Campbell and Ryans.

One of my favorite weeks/weekends of the year = NFL Combine time!
(I’m such a dork)
#NFL #NFLCombine #NFLDraft

How do we have 37 GKs in the squad and not one of them is good?
#CFC #Chelsea

If ya goggles ain’t Goggins, they don’t belong on your noggins.

Brilliant commercial.

Seeing Randy Moss back is awesome. All those messages from everyone welcoming him back and seeing him cry just hit me like a train.

1) this is great to see

2) be better, UK

He keeps doing the Dougie and immediately asking “how cool did that look?” and “how many people do you think watched that one?”

He keeps doing the Dougie and immediately asking “how cool did that look?” and “how many people do you think watched that one?”