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Tanie

@tanabenner.bsky.social

Midwest divorce lawyer, practicing in other people’s drama, cooking, cat cuddling, reading, trying

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When I got married 17 years ago, I hoped against hope that the leaves would still be golden and red on the autumn trees. They were not. Today, thanks to global warming, they are a beautiful sight!

15.11.2025 02:05 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I think it’s cultural. I was at a potluck where someone shot and smoked a “residential” Canadian goose and it tasted pretty good.

11.11.2025 18:26 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I love I love la, but the vocal fry is amazing.

10.11.2025 02:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I broke my teeniest tiniest toe. Finally, I am get the attention I crave. Might break another.

12.10.2025 19:14 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Bad

28.09.2025 22:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Huey Lewis is checking out the news outside.

26.09.2025 22:29 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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He’s Huey!

24.09.2025 04:59 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“You should tell your friends
about Pearl Jam” by my buzzed husband to my sober 16-year-old.

24.09.2025 04:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m sick- not physically but psychically. I’m not psyched.

21.09.2025 00:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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My cat died. After weeks of mourning. I have this goofball. 😻 He hasn’t been named- could be Guy, could be Kevin, or Huckleberry.

18.09.2025 03:06 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I’m eepy, as my kid says.

07.09.2025 04:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m scared.

29.08.2025 22:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fleet Foxes opening for Bon Iver at the tiny venue in Missouri when nobody knew who they were.

29.08.2025 02:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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My bubba is leaving me for heaven.

15.08.2025 03:43 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Are all teenage boys not into music these days or just my kid? It’s bananas to me.

01.07.2025 01:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m just here for the silly jokes.

30.06.2025 05:23 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Elephants are aliens.

19.06.2025 05:09 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Getting mad in the Midwest.

14.06.2025 18:50 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Husband to our son: you would have loved Radio Shack.

09.06.2025 03:12 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
a woman in a zigzag patterned dress deep throating a corn dog while holding hands with a man carrying a cat in a denim baby bjorn 

also the above quote is by christopher marlowe

a woman in a zigzag patterned dress deep throating a corn dog while holding hands with a man carrying a cat in a denim baby bjorn also the above quote is by christopher marlowe

“come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove”

08.06.2025 17:52 — 👍 395    🔁 54    💬 33    📌 7
IF THE SITUATION WAS HOPELESS THEIR PROPAGANDA WOULD BE UNNECESSARY
The image is of small green shoot of a plant

IF THE SITUATION WAS HOPELESS THEIR PROPAGANDA WOULD BE UNNECESSARY The image is of small green shoot of a plant

IF THE SITUATION WAS HOPELESS THEIR PROPAGANDA WOULD BE UNNECESSARY

08.06.2025 15:15 — 👍 798    🔁 356    💬 0    📌 1

Fleet Foxes opening for Bon Iver.

05.06.2025 21:53 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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I bought this shirt because I thought it said, “Santa is a Woman. “ Instead, I am a dyslexic, militant, feminist type, staging a tender Tennessee Christmas!!

26.12.2024 05:56 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Deep work. I gazed at the full moon tonight. Then, I started purposefully watching only certain videos that show up uninvited in my Instagram feed to try to steer the algorithms in a different direction, like less monkey videos, more elephants.

16.12.2024 00:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Jeffy loves everyone.

25.11.2024 01:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I cooked so much this weekend, but this was the only photo I took from my Friday brunch of chile roasted root veggies on a tostada with egg. 😘

25.11.2024 01:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I’m exhausted by their demands.

20.11.2024 04:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My response times may be slower during the end times of democracy.

19.11.2024 21:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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This is my favorite public restroom.

16.11.2024 22:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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