Murf

Madness they call it madness

Fewwww what a month broken but survived !!

So the cricket season complete some memories made some new enemies made new bonds made fair few points sunk discussing poor decision made and given on to the next one

Fuck sake all grand plans have just woken up with me on the sofa finished work early walked the dog ran the bath sat down with a cup of tea 5 hours later I’ve woken up cold cup of tea not a beer in sight what a twat oh well best get moving 😂

Could it be too early for a swift one ? Two/three I’m not sure could there be an emergency later which dad’s taxi might be required ?

Another week completed how dare I finish this early on a Friday !!

Can’t take the sun much longer I’m broke 😂 these beer gardens are taking over my life

Well a weekend of ups and downs thrashed Saturday huge win Sunday life comes at you fast don’t dwell on the bad times just the good times overcome and adapt .

Can you just is a line on a Friday I don’t want to hear 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️

Morning everyone in and out all morning so far should what’s the weather got in store for me today went from kit off to soaking wet to fresh kit to freezing cold to red hot yesterday brought to changes of gear today just incase

Work place politics really are the worst people holding grudges in a small environment will not be good I’m sure it will only go one way for sure so settle this for me toilet paper to the back of the roll or front ? 😂

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Need to go full Homer Simpson

Wow too hot to do anything I need a paddling pool sharpish 😂

Can’t help but feel my social media is also like my personal life comes and goes never any nudes and totally random on a positive the reds might make champions league if results go there way Munich or Moscow red star I’ll be going

Just roaming about trying to fill the day trying to look busy ducking and diving hiding away from work is exhausting but it’s got to be done far to hot to break out any tools today

Then I moved

My computer screen has just died I thought then a moved the mouse it still works ffs 😂

Did the weekend sneak up that quick sat looking at my computer screen and I can’t remember what I did yesterday ffs 😂

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I’m amazed you have such a selection 😂

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Not sure I’m blocking at that 😂 in general that is 😂

Hang on when is it the reverse of that day asking for a friend 😂

Morning all just about soba from the weekend how’s life in the fast lane ?

Smashed

To be fair it has been warm 😂

Did you get caught short looks like a sample 😂

I’ve liked that but unsure if I’m agreeing you’re slow ? 😂

Well I’ve not done this heat well at all not really slept well feel like I’ve been hit with a drain pipe knackered but I do feel a iced cider later this afternoon could change it I feel I could get the flavourrr 😂

I’ve just had the biggest man strop kicked my tool bag which hurt pretend it didn’t walked off like Charlie Chaplin apprentice laughed so I tipped his tool box upside down 😂 what a sad man I am 😂