It is not good for David Ellison to own CASABLANCA.
26.02.2026 23:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It is not good for David Ellison to own CASABLANCA.
26.02.2026 23:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Your grandfather would be so proud.
23.02.2026 12:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Worth it.
(I have never actually bought a ticket)
Has any one ever found even one of these people he mentions in these speeches? The ones who want to kiss him or the ones who are crying. You think they’d be happy to be interviewed about this stuff.
20.02.2026 21:38 — 👍 22 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 0Go for it!
11.02.2026 11:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That's my girl! I, too, could not sit still through the dancing.
09.02.2026 12:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Probably
07.02.2026 10:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0...The Aristocrats!
03.02.2026 10:42 — 👍 60 🔁 13 💬 0 📌 0I have been in comics for just about 45 years. You can see it on my face.
02.02.2026 10:57 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Catherine O’Hara was so good. Every single frame with her in the first BEETLEJUICE makes me laugh. Schist’s Creek is a gift from the gods. We are lucky she was here.
30.01.2026 22:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This
25.01.2026 12:23 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Agree
21.01.2026 11:44 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Useful
19.01.2026 22:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You know you succeeded as a parent when your child leaves.
16.01.2026 11:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Keep throwing bologna, Minneapolis.
15.01.2026 11:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I dreamt they started a Museum of Epstein Studies.
10.01.2026 10:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sick
07.01.2026 22:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Thank you
01.01.2026 22:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This has felt like a week of Fridays and it is only Thursday.
01.01.2026 12:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Excellent
01.01.2026 12:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Thank you for your service, 2025, but we have had enough.
31.12.2025 11:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Are you saying my five boxes of lenticulars are worthless?
28.12.2025 22:07 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
It occurs to me that Trump received terrible news from his doctors and that's why he's in such a hurry to stick his name and/or his face on everything he can.
Hope you find this cheering.
The Dick van Dyke Show, some of the very best television ever, was based on Carl Reiner's experience in the writers' room for Sid Caesar.
So among the many horrible aspects of the murder of Rob and Michelle Singer Reiner is that a person killed Richie Petrie.
Alas
14.12.2025 16:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Love this. And I’m not even vaguely the demographic (I.e. I don’t live in Texas)
09.12.2025 11:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Every minute of every day, there are fewer people older than I am.
06.12.2025 16:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0You can tell there has been a toddler in my apartment because when I flush the toilet, I say, “Bye-bye, poop.”
02.12.2025 22:54 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oy
30.11.2025 12:02 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0My daughter is learning words very quickly these days but is not super interested in circling back for words we’ve already worked on. Anyway she can say “Martian” now but still hasn’t said “grandma”
27.11.2025 13:39 — 👍 54 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0