Duncan

i just don’t think you care that much about a murder if you trivialise it like this

What the fucks he on about

POLITICS COMMENTATOR, 10 AM: Looking at electoral polls this far out from a general election is a complete waste of everyone's time.

POLITICS COMMENTATOR, 2 PM: Bloody hell, look at this new poll, it's mad.

still at least we all got a good laugh at Nick Griffin on Question Time

Their was a civil war about Britishness. There are two mainsteam independence movements in constituent countries. British is not a universally positive thing here we're not yanks where unamerican is a regular insult

Labour keep saying unbritish like British is viewed as an uncontested good thing in much of the country. British has not inherent value

quitting BlueSky because they don't let you change language to Apricots, dried, sulfured, stewed, without added sugar

When someone who doesn’t follow me likes a rt from pretty far down my page that is great. Didn’t see anything else you liked huh. Thank you for your honesty

An app icon of a printer/scanner combo and the app name "brother iPrint&Scan"

So Hulk Hogan, why are you a great candidate for the Administrative Assistant position?

Hulk Hogan:

Buried in Altman's post is the real story: "People are generating much more than we expected per user," using massive compute resources on content that's often being generated for very small audiences (it is, after all, a social media app). OpenAl will "have to somehow make money for video generation," Altman wrote. Translation: Sora is burning through compute costs with no offsetting revenue. Altman floated a potential solution: "We are going to try sharing some of this revenue with rightsholders who want their characters generated by users." The idea-perhaps similar to You Tube's ad-monetization program for videos that include copyrighted material -would give studios a financial incentive to opt in. "The exact model will take some trial and error to figure out," Altman acknowledged, "but we plan to start very soon."

i think we are going to find out at some point these guys invented cocaine 2 and have been on it all along

*Bane voice* Ah, I have found you on Linkedin!

It’s happened again

This might be one of the best bus-finds to date. More and more people are talking about Fife's Natural Borders

*trying to get into islam* so which of shia and sunni is protestant and which is catholic

screencap of Groundskeeper Willie in the Simpsons yelling ‘MY RETIREMENT PARASITISM!!

‘left’ commentators when you suggest phasing out private landlords

Awful lot of "will do" and "targeting" to claim these are things delivered last week lmao

murdo fraser coming out with explicit religious bigotry for who should be manager of rangers fc is mad even by his standards

They are called writers

371 words of fucking nothing

Yeah thinking about following the jellycat whatsapp channel

I don't think there's much getting atound it - there's a very specific reason why Kemi Badenoch isn't being embraced by the far-right she's constantly trying to court.

Imagine having a Republican enough family that this kind of lore is just taken for granted (they thought they'd told her years ago)

GF learned her da knew one of the hunger strikers personally and went to his funeral. She's raging cause they never told her until now.

A thread of inspirational quotes from two of my idols: Kemi Badenoch and Ange Postecoglou

(uh-oh, I may have gotten some mixed up... or have I??)

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The Garfield ‘huh. I wonder who that’s for’ meme but it’s Russell Martin

Sophie Ellis-Bextor hits out at transphobia: "These people make trans people their whole personality" Sophie Ellis-Bextor has criticised increasing levels of transphobia in the UK and overseas in a new interview.

Sophie Ellis-Bextor hits out at transphobia: “These people make trans people their whole personality and spend their entire day being angry” 💯

“There was a time when Pride felt like a celebration of the shoulders people were able to stand on, but now it feels like an absolute political necessity”

Unreal that Chris Mason gets paid at all

Somebody on Football Weekly, I can’t remember who, pointed out that Russell Martin was a dead ringer for every love rat villain in Emmerdale and I hope he gets another job soon despite being terrible because its such an accurate comment that it makes me laugh every time I see him.