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Your relationship to the means of production determines this

A light green turtle mascot with dark green, Batman-style headgear and goggles stands on two legs in front a promotional booth.

Tashikametan is a turtle who promotes the Labor Standards Bureau. He uses a scope attached to his mask to check employers are being fair. He’s a surprisingly fast runner, but because his shell is heavy, he can’t get up if he falls backwards.

handbrake icon you are too much my man. i love you though come here

GayBot: Hi, I'm GayBot. Thanks for upgrading to Windows 11. Would you like me to show you around?
YES >NO<
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YES >NO<
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NEW: Since October 2023, the IDF Spokesperson's Unit has released dozens of 3D animations illustrating alleged Hamas, Hezbollah, and Iranian sites

The style is now unmistakable: satellite zoom-ins, black & white wireframes, and red-textured houses - a new visual language of war

Fortunately there's only 3 more years of rapidly escalating fascism before there's a peaceful exchange of power

Ok

That's a separate policy decision, not what NSPM-7 orders. I would agree that sending in the national guard to various cities is more consequential than NSPM-7

That's still not new. SCOTUS has allowed POTUS to identify whoever they wanted as an "enemy combatant" to take away habeas corpus. This decision is impactful, yes, but it isn't a turning point

I think that's a little dramatic. It's not all that different from the 2nd Red Scare. Certainly it's bad, but "most consequential" is ostentatious

Trump: don’t take acepitoemponoene

RFK Jr: *moth crawls out of mouth*

A nude man is in the background, only referred to as “the colonel”

Person watching on tv: well if they say so

A tuxedo cat with wet, half-dried fur sits on the floor, staring upward with big yellow eyes and a slightly resentful expression after a bath.

How could you…

Me: I need more power

Gf being cute: I’m stronger than 10,000 samurai😊

Me: haha..no you’re not. The strength of ten thousand samurai is immeasurable.

[2 hrs later] Ten thousand. Wtf

In tears as I bend the knee in servitude: Daimyo..

Her thinking Im proposing: ohmygodohmygod

Team Jimmy Kimmel,,, that guys my family.

HitlerSuckfest1488: "This has radicalized me."

dictator: whats going on

advisor: regimes lowkey cooked bro. student protestors straight-up tweakin

dictator: and the rebels?

advisor, after a moment of grim silence: locked in

Sportsnet scorebug showing Tonkin pitching to France

This is how the US got dragged into the Vietnam War

wash marmot

I think there already is a cap in terms of the luxury tax. Most teams treat it as a cap, anyways. I'm in favor of a hard cap if it introduces a hard floor. I don't really care about parity, but I think a hard floor would overall raise player salaries

Oh I forgot to post the baseball cards of the striking workers they were handing out. Genius.

A big billboard with a picture of Jimmy the frog wearing sunglasses stands outside the city with the text "Get ready for JIMMY COOL". A couple, also wearing sunglasses, look up at the billboard, and one says "I'm not feeling Jimmy Cool." Heathcliff stands by them in front of the billboard, looking annoyed, next to Jimmy, who's stoically wearing the same cool shades.

22 Jul 2025

A black and white cat with a fluffy chest sits neatly with his paws hidden, forming a suspiciously perfect square shape.

Sometimes, Uni becomes a square :3

A black and white cat wearing a red necktie is giving a paw shake, looking like a tiny businessman who just closed a successful deal.

He already closed his first deal! :3

A black and white cat sits upright with a serious expression, gazing slightly away from the camera, as if silently questioning the source of his own strength.

Why am I this strong…?

A black and white cat wearing a red necktie, sitting upright and staring confidently at the camera as if ready for his first day of work.

Uni is employed! :3

[In the imperial core as violence is visited upon the periphery] haha fuck yeah!! yes!!

[As the violence visited upon the periphery returns to the imperial core] well this fucking sucks. what the fuck.

the constitutional crisis is actually 25 years going, but most people shrugged their shoulders and kept moving because it was happening very slowly. we are now in the final constitutional collapse phase, which is moving orders of magnitude faster.

had to fire hideo kojima from our death stranding video :(

“ICE gets a bigger budget than the Marine Corps” is a simple fact that should be communicated very widely because it clearly expresses how crazy and radical this is