A good time to join National Association of Boat Owners, a long standing Association that represents all boat owners. Members receive regular issues of its magazine, and discounts from various boat related organisations. #ukcanals #boaters
24.09.2025 13:11 β π 3 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0
Banbury canal dry dock may be forced to close after 250 years
Tooley's Boatyard says it has lost 80% of business after dry weather closed its section of canal.
Unprecedented drought or not this would be PR disaster for CRT. For yrs #boaters have witnessed decline of infrastructure due to lack of expenditure on #ukcanals The drought has only accelerated rate of demise. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... Interview here at 1.50:00 www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
02.09.2025 10:25 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 0 π 1
Film of blue green algae on Shroppie especially between Audlem & Market Drayton. Dogs have been seen swimming, not good! #ukcanals #boaters
25.08.2025 11:15 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
Something a bit different...
14.07.2025 17:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Dolly the boat dog
08.07.2025 16:01 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
A heron spotted in the trees yesterday on the Shropshire Union canal
08.07.2025 15:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
The most majestic thing you will see on #bluesky today. π
03.07.2025 12:45 β π 22924 π 4063 π¬ 375 π 375
Microsoft Forms
Keele University survey on liveaboard boatersβ access to healthcare
forms.office.com/pages/respon...
03.07.2025 22:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
People are joking about this but it genuinely *is* the sound of Derby.
13.06.2025 14:41 β π 26 π 6 π¬ 0 π 0
Ha! Saw this boat yesterday and had the same thought π
17.05.2025 16:11 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
1 [Nurse talking to camera]
This is usually our busiest time of year at the centre
2 [Show a sign outside a medical institution reading:]
Centre for Adults Who Still Canβt Get Their Heads Round Daylight Savings
3
NURSE:
We have a spike in admissions when BST starts
4
CONFUSED PATIENT BEING LAID DOWN BY NURSES:
Is it forward or back?
NURSE:
Lie down love
5
We often see the same patients ever year
PATIENT:
So itβs likeβ¦ time travel?
DOCTOR:
No
6 Every year we try to explain BST to them in a fun and memorable way
[The patients are sat around a fun show, with people dressed in bunny suits jumping around a giant clock]
BUNNY: And now I *spring forward*...
7
[Bunny springs forward one hour on clock]
8
PATIENT WATCHING SHOW:
I donβt get it
9
The hardest patients are the Summer Time refusers
10 PATIENT [sat strapped to a chair as a doctor talks to him through a screen, through a tannoy]
PATIENT: But why is it better?
DOCTOR [talking through microphone]:
Because it complicates things.
11
PATIENT:
How is that good?
DOCTOR:
It makes you more tired.
12
DOCTOR [to assistant]:
Fetch the cattle prod
I hate the clocks changing because it makes me feel stupid
30.03.2025 19:26 β π 896 π 260 π¬ 27 π 21
We have just joined BlueSky! We are an all-volunteer charity operating three canal boats from a beautifully landscaped boat base on the Grand Union Canal near Hemel Hempstead in Hertfordshire. We enable everyone to experience the fun and the beauty of our waterways! #Charity #BoatHire #Herts #Canal
10.03.2025 20:34 β π 43 π 9 π¬ 2 π 2
A fine, fine actor.
27.02.2025 22:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Don't look at me, I don't understand it either! #severance
04.02.2025 22:37 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Puppy training
04.02.2025 21:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Towpath Talk is now live! The UK's number one waterways publication. If you're interested in all things canals, give us a follow!
15.01.2025 17:27 β π 11 π 6 π¬ 1 π 2
We've just set IWA up on Blue-sky, give us a follow!
08.01.2025 21:04 β π 5 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0
That'll be Brewood ππ
29.11.2024 18:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
When I set up my first starter pack, I didn't realise how useful it was.
You get three tabs: the people listed, their recent posts and the relevant feeds.
Here's our canal vibes starter pack.
go.bsky.app/UWQGSUu
20.11.2024 07:42 β π 7 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0
First snow flurry of the winter #UKCanals
19.11.2024 09:56 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
Thanks
16.11.2024 18:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Hurray! Chris Packham's here. @chrisgpackham.bsky.social
Our cup runneth over. Do follow him.
14.11.2024 08:28 β π 1782 π 347 π¬ 81 π 6
That's lovely. Plakias is one of our favourite places
11.11.2024 23:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Sunset at Tixall Wide, Staffordshire, UK. The canal here widens to the size of a lake, a condition laid down by the land owner when the canal was built in 1771.
11.11.2024 23:26 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0
Liking it here so far...
11.11.2024 22:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
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