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@cairo-cious.bsky.social

21 and I still hate brussle sprouts. As masc as I can be. I knew bots were taking X the moment women started following me.

26 Followers  |  14 Following  |  30 Posts  |  Joined: 10.12.2024  |  1.9502

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Is ass is NOT that phat!

25.01.2025 18:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Me: (forced to play Taboo) Enemies to lovers.
Friend: That could be anyone.
Me: Enemies to lovers to enemies to lovers to enemies to lovers to enemies to lovers to enemies to lovers toβ€”
Friend: Magneto and Professor X?
Me: THANK YOU

25.01.2025 01:19 β€” πŸ‘ 556    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 2

Usually teach Lord of the Flies at the end of the year but decided to move it up to February because, yeah, I dunno, felt like a good time to explore fascism and masculinity as brutality.

24.01.2025 01:46 β€” πŸ‘ 12941    πŸ” 1047    πŸ’¬ 246    πŸ“Œ 26
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I did this the last time the Tangerine Shitgoblin took office. It offended many, many horrible people… including David Duke, who was so mad, he Tweeted about it 3 times in 24 hours.

I’m currently working on a new version.

21.01.2025 21:11 β€” πŸ‘ 11684    πŸ” 2819    πŸ’¬ 200    πŸ“Œ 50
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Emotional support groups…

22.01.2025 04:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My celibate ahh too!

22.01.2025 04:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Horray!

19.01.2025 21:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I'm trying to expand my poses & trying new ones! I'm not sure if this one is a winner but it was fun to do & that's all that really matters.

Being a pro-gamer Barbie needs to stay active to make sure she doesn't cramp up during long gaming sessions!

13.01.2025 21:57 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Alestar, shes a silly lil Maine coon kitty 😌🫢🏽 And Laverne’s wife 🩷 #oc #orginalcharacter

17.01.2025 04:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Me too!

16.01.2025 21:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Tried to use more vibrant colours than usual.

16.01.2025 03:29 β€” πŸ‘ 3391    πŸ” 180    πŸ’¬ 92    πŸ“Œ 4

I’ve noticed this too! I’m mid-Gen Z and holy mess everywhere is awful.

16.01.2025 01:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pete Hegseth responds that while he has heard and liked some of ASEAN’s songs, he cannot actually recall any of their lyrics.

15.01.2025 17:42 β€” πŸ‘ 7322    πŸ” 635    πŸ’¬ 271    πŸ“Œ 44

Relatable, brother.

16.01.2025 01:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Unrelated, of course!

16.01.2025 01:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ll test this. Be back later

15.01.2025 05:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ah, well. good thing we have infinite time and a climate that is steadfast and unyielding in its resolve to never change, even a little

14.01.2025 23:05 β€” πŸ‘ 206    πŸ” 49    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

I thought she died, like, ten years ago.

15.01.2025 04:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Girl ts AI

15.01.2025 04:52 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think Ms. Crockett could take her out NGL

15.01.2025 04:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
YOU ARE DISTURBINGLY SUSCEPTIBLE TO PROPAGANDA

YOU ARE DISTURBINGLY SUSCEPTIBLE TO PROPAGANDA

15.01.2025 02:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1679    πŸ” 291    πŸ’¬ 44    πŸ“Œ 12

Republicans:

14.01.2025 23:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I would rather never have access to TikTok again.

14.01.2025 19:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can’t say I blame him.

14.01.2025 19:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You’re the best at expressions,

14.01.2025 16:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Unrelated… Anyone know where I can find Elon Musk?

13.01.2025 05:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh. I thought I was the only one!

10.01.2025 15:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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#books #darkfantasybook #fantasybook

09.01.2025 23:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I still need to remove that plaugue of an app from my phone.

09.01.2025 23:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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