@mpete91.bsky.social
he/him | Purveyor of homegrown, poorly photoshopped, Apple Sticker and MS Paint, non-GMO organic shitposts
more fun oski photoshops
07.10.2025 21:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
So our chancellor rode a bike into the stadium this weekend…
06.10.2025 03:50 — 👍 37 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 1Additional updates, some of them have been converted to stickers and flags.
05.10.2025 19:23 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
All thanks to @writeforcal.com for photoshop.
05.10.2025 01:19 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 2Hi @hollyanderson.bsky.social. @terencelau.bsky.social told me to post these.
05.10.2025 00:50 — 👍 40 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 3
a doll featuring Oski, Cal's mascot riding a tricycle
hello @celebrityhottub.bsky.social looking forward to some fun games on the Fullcast this week @hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @jasonkirk.fyi
15.09.2025 18:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
new Golden Nuggets at @writeforcal.com tomorrow at 12 PM
11.06.2025 15:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
new Golden Nuggets at @writeforcal.com
writeforcalifornia.com tomorrow at 12 PM
new Golden Nuggets at @writeforcal.com
writeforcalifornia.com tomorrow at 12 PM
said friend is trying to unseat a Republican in a district held for the last 30 years…
24.05.2025 00:36 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Is it ethical to donate a sum of money to a high school friend who is running for congress in the form of a Charity Bowl score?
(Said sum would be the score of Cal vs UCLA as he went to UCLA.)
cc: @hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social
new Golden Nuggets at @writeforcal.com today at 12 PM
21.05.2025 16:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Listening to The Single Wing for the first time on Phantom Island @stevengodfrey.bsky.social @celebrityhottub.bsky.social
Haha! This College Football podcast is great!
Oh shit that’s some of the best parenting advice I’ve ever heard.
new Golden Nuggets at @writeforcal.com writeforcalifornia.com tomorrow at 12 PM
14.05.2025 00:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
closed captioning says “He bombed the Mayor of Walnut Creek for nothing” during a Giants baseball game.
he did what
02.05.2025 03:19 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Oski hitting Home Run number 756 at AT&T Park
new golden nuggets at writeforcalifornia.com tomorrow at 12 PM
30.04.2025 00:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Read about the guys that discovered a new color after blasting each other in the eye with a laser.
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new golden nuggets at writeforcalifornia.com tomorrow at 12 PM
22.04.2025 23:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1
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22.04.2025 23:43 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
Rounding out the end of the Charity Bowl here.
$52.13+fees for Cal-Maryland, my first Cal Game.
$25.40+fees to Protect Trans Kids University for Matthew 25:40-45.
@edsbs.bsky.social
@hollyanderson.bsky.social
@jasonkirk.fyi
Happy Charity Bowl friends.
$38.27+Fees for Cal beating Saint Marys in Rugby to advance to the National Championship.
$10.80+Fees for Cal Sotfball beating Stanford in the highest attended Softball game in NCAA History.
Gif for free because Cal Day!
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@edsbs.bsky.social
@hollyanderson.bsky.social
Dudes rock.
19.04.2025 02:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This one might need a few OT to figure out.
19.04.2025 00:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Honestly this is one of my better works right up there with Oski reading “Hell Is A World Without You” @jasonkirk.fyi
18.04.2025 17:47 — 👍 35 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 1the MS Paint Job is to atone for our fanbases use of generative AI @hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social
Please enjoy Nuclear Scientist Spencer.
I'd also like to donate to @newap-georgia.bsky.social for my favorite meme of the year, the time a Calgorithm member almost successfully purchased classified nuclear materials for his man cave using a berkeley.edu email address.
$185 + fees for the current price of 1 microgram of Berkelium-249.
For the meme that launched 1,000 memes and Auburn losing to the woke agenda.
$100 to @newap-georgia.bsky.social and the EDSBS Charity Bowl.
@edsbs.bsky.social
@hollyanderson.bsky.social
I can’t contribute to the Dome Donations, but I can donate for stadiums on the move!
$100 for every millimeter California Memorial Stadium moves in a year (1.2mm)!
@newap-georgia.bsky.social
@edsbs.bsky.social
@hollyanderson.bsky.social
Day 2!
Starting off with a $107+ fees donation for the 107 minutes early that the @sfbart.bsky.social trains ran for Cal’s first College GameDay!
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Donate here: fundraise.givesmart.com/e/k-yA-Q?vid...
