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I lost the fan on my bedside table.
Of all the myths, of all the fables,
A fate so dire has ne’er been seen.
Whether in play or silver screen.
A fate so cruel to weigh my soul,
I’ll never feel it’s gentle blow.

They call me The Snoozer.

A site for doomsday preppers call it...
A site in favor of getting rid of plastic bottles call it...
A site focused on breasts call it...
A site about a French cabaret dance call it...
A site about positive belief call it...
A site about a troublesome collection of worms call it...

OnlyCans

A site only for people who support your opinion, call it OnlyStans.

A site trying to heal the divide between baking and cooking. Call it OnlyPans.

A site about only getting the right amount of sun. Call it OnlyTans.

A site about family sized vehicles. Call it OnlyVans.

Come on, it was obvious! This is the pangram. Look I’ll get points any second now. Any second now…

The thing that’s worse than MTG being used as an abbreviation for a politician is all the people making posts like this with the name of the card game in it so that search ALSO gives me useless results.

Back at it again with some MTG art I feel is under appreciated. Valgavoth's Faithful by Jodie Muir. Unfortunately there isn't a larger resolution of this available to really dig into the details but I do enjoy the ones I can make out, the spiral of moths; the tattered, moth eaten robe. Beautiful

We all spend eternity somewhere…

Well New York Times Spelling Bee thinks I’m a genius so I’ve got that going for me.

Ah wait, battle’s are exiled to transform. Knew I was missing something.

As a grindy control fan, Invasion of Azgol could interesting.

The moral of the Hansel and Gretel story is that sometimes when you think you’re cooking you’re actually cooked.

HYPE!

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I’m fine with it when it’s actually land that happens to have the symbol. Thunder Junction forest is the peak for me.

I gave up on this dream when the monty python secret lair came out and didn't have its black knight as a card. Maybe they'll go back to the IP for another secret lair in the future but at the current moment we're flicking through tv channels to try and get back to the start... but we have cable, so.

I love allies in big battles I have made it emotionally boring as hell I will do it again

Me not thinking about my favorite deck is a recession indicator.

Your internal self is acting on social expectations for a social situation you are no longer in. Or, in other words, that kid’s a fucking dweeb, what does he know?

Is this what state pride feels like?

I really enjoyed this reading of one of my favorite video games. Well thought out and in-depth.

"The marvel universe of faith" is perhaps the most sour thing I've ever encountered and I can't even taste it.

Magic the gathering bans seven cards, ends up with a worse meta game.

Me: You don’t understand. The attractiveness of the vampire is a part of WHY they’re evil. They charm you, distract you. See, they were originally a metaphor for the “blood sucking” wealthy class who took advantage of-

The Internet: Oh I’m attracted alright.

Finally, some good news.

I mean the obvious answer is stuff I can use in a game of Magic. Playmats, deck boxes, tokens, life counters, keyword counters, counter counters. But that’s all stuff that takes a while to get rolling for good quality and it’d be hard to keep a consistent pipeline going. Quarterly? Bimonthly?

Love me some Stingerback Terror. The Scorpion Dragons were probably my favorite aesthetic from Outlaws of Thunder Junction. Hope we get to see more of them someday.

I feel like socialism isn’t unique in this regard. Seems like most forms of government can click by passively alright but inveitably someone tries to consolidate power, the government becomes too “top heavy” so to speak, and then collapses.

If we’re just gonna vote for the lesser of two evils for the rest of our lives then it doesn’t fucking matter. If we’re gonna start fucking punching each other instead of the actual goddamn problem than it doesn’t fucking matter. Go build some fucking community and solidarity and give some grace.