꒰ Dead Dove Selfshippers ┆🕊⚰

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Again, account isn't dead or abandoned, but it might take me a bit to post consistently again since I'm busy with school and stuff... Sorry guys!

By the way about the promos part of my bio uhmm if you want to find more proship selfship moots easier you can just kinda tag me in your promos and I'll repost them for others to see!!! Idk kinda like how those insert thing moots accounts work...

I'm going to be so fr rn a LOT of you people following me are WEIRDDD however since I don't do anything but post on this account I might as well follow you all back. Also I fear my main account that isn't very hard to find is on most of your dnis 💔💔💔 but I'll keep my sliver of anonymity

YOU RABID FUCKS.

ty vro 💜

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I KNOW my writing is repetitive btw. Please don't mention it. My crippled brain can only do so much with the bluesky character limit and I am trying my best!!! Trust me I reread and criticize my own posts consistently because they really do suck ass!!!

💭 — Loli / shota f/o who degrades you for being attracted to them. They're always rubbing it in your face, making you feel terrible for it. They giggle about how you're a "nasty pedo" while they cuddle up in your lap, testing your patience. Even when you give in, they refuse to let you live it down.

💭 — Cannibal f/o who feeds you your own body. They simply cut off a bit of your arm or thigh, nothing too fatal, but that doesn't change how badly it hurts. It's cooked so perfectly, and they take special care as they feed it to you. Even if you refuse or vomit, they continue. promising it's good.

Chat I pinky promise I haven't let this account die just yet!!! I'm just tired and out of damn ideas.

sorry i thought it would be funny

Sometimes I fantasize about F/O coming home drunk and beating me until I feel numb. They kick me in the ribs until I can hardly breathe. Then they start to cry and apologize, begging me to forgive them. They hold me all night as I gently cry into their t-shirt. Please help /copypasta

bunnies are so dumb why do they HONK

💭 — Bunny hybrid f/o who's always all over you. They're consistently pawing at you throughout the day, whining to be bred. They let out little honks to show you how badly they need you, nearly crying as they wordlessly beg you for more attention. They're the neediest little bunny ever, just for you.

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Sorry for the lack of posts today, I'm very eepy.

💭 — Younger f/o who lets you groom them. They're fully aware it's wrong, and that you don't even have good intentions, but they simply can't help it. They just love you so much, they'll do anything for your attention, even willingly letting you manipulate them.

💭 — Older woman f/o who smokes while you ride her strap. She keeps blowing the smoke into your face just to watch you sputter and whine, cooing saccharine-laced yet degrading praises. Just as you cum she puts it out on your skin, listening to your keening voice as you tip over the edge.

💭 — Older woman f/o who's simply addicted to marking you. She's always reapplying her lipstick just so she can press lasting kisses onto your perfect body, smudging the dark red pigment over your precious skin as a reminder you belong to her.

💭 — F/o with a voice kink... They get so woozy just listening to you speak, flustered beyond words as they take in your perfect voice. They'll spend hours listening to recordings of you, growing more lightheaded with each sweet little syllable—and they can't help it if they cum just listening...

💭 — Loli / shota f/o who comes to you when they get aroused for the first time. They don't understand anything about how they feel, all they know is they trust you to fix it. Nothing matters when you can be there for them, bringing them to pleasures they can't wrap their poor little head around.

💭 — F/o who presses a gun to your head, promising to blow your brains out if you struggle, before fucking you with it. There's an obscene amount of blood coming from various sources, and it's impossible to tell pain from pleasure by the time they're finished. All you know is you adore them the same.

woahhhh based

💭 — Puppy hybrid f/o who acts like they're always in heat. They can't keep themself off you, always rutting against your body or mouthing at the front of your pants. They're desperate to knot you or be knotted, and they would do anything for it. They just need your love like the needy pup they are.

💭 — Sickly f/o who risks their health just to make you happy. They'll skip out on necessary medical care just to spend time with you, let you be rough with them even if it pains them, and they force themself to keep up with you so they aren't
disappointing. The poor thing is on the brink of death!

💭 — F/o who's just a mindless little doll during sex. They let you maneuver and manipulate them how you like, perfectly pliant in your hold. All of their reactions and responses are perfectly tailored to you, as if they were made for you. They're simply too eager to please...

💭 — Loli f/o who's always begging for attention. She's constantly cuddled up by your side or in your lap, pawing at you and whining like a neglected puppy. Yet, whether you pay any mind to her or not doesn't change anything, she's still ecstatic to even be in your presence.

💭 — Obsessive f/o who's always bruising you. Different coloured marks litter your skin from their various beatings, and they assure you it's because they love you. Everyone needs to know you're theirs, including you yourself, so they force you to go out with them visible, whether you like it or not.

💭 — Vampire f/o who takes just enough blood not to kill you. They can't help themself, so they just keep nursing the wound until you're on the verge of losing consciousness. They love it even more when you're so out of it and faint, so they make it a habit to drink until you're mindless.