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@chrisallanvftl.bsky.social

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Happy 92nd Birthday Michael Caine.

14.03.2025 23:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Alternatively, just invite them to the UK while the tango twat and DJ Vag are on their state visit. An impromptu meeting and hopefully it’ll all be over in a matter of minutes.

11.03.2025 07:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Jesus H Christ.

10.03.2025 20:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Jailhouse Cock

09.03.2025 21:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Want to play a game?

08.03.2025 08:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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RIP Anthony Dileo

08.02.2025 20:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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#ENGvsFRA

08.02.2025 19:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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“I’ll get you Penelope Pitstop!”

19.01.2025 23:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The majority of Billy Wilder’s films are like a hug in a mug. A prime example is Irma La Douce, with Jack Lemmon and a stunning Shirley MacLaine. This classic has now been added to Amazon Prime. Go watch it!

15.01.2025 18:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Currently enjoying the new @netflixuk.bsky.social Western series AMERICAN PRIMEVAL.
Recommended for fans of Deadwood & Hell On Wheels.

11.01.2025 11:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Musical/Comedy?! GTFO…The Substance is HORROR! #GoldenGlobes

06.01.2025 07:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I’m sorry health guy on Instagram, but that looks like something your dog just chucked up.

03.01.2025 18:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Happy New Year.

01.01.2025 00:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Apparently, it’s 50 years to the day that Tom Baker first graced our screens as the jelly baby eating, Davros baiting Doctor. Everyone has their favourite, but to me, he was,and always be, the GOAT.

28.12.2024 16:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The excellent documentary From Roger Moore With Love is now on @bbciplayer.bsky.social
Its only flaw is that it fails to mention The Man Who Haunted Himself. The film that showed what a great actor we knew he was, and that he pretended he wasn’t.

26.12.2024 12:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Vengeance Most Fowl was yet another Wallace & Gromit classic from Aardman. A perfect way to top off Christmas Day.

26.12.2024 08:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

In this case, I approve.

17.12.2024 08:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Hey babe, why haven’t you started your Croydon colouring in book?

17.12.2024 07:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Imagine Me Gone Stephen Hero · Imagine Me Gone · Song · 2024

Patrick (ex Kitchens of Distinction, under his Stephen Hero guise) is back from musical retirement, with excellent new single Imagine Me Gone. open.spotify.com/track/1egsrf...

13.12.2024 10:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Co-starring Luigi Mangione

09.12.2024 22:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Today would be an ideal time to shout “Get awf ma land!” to a farmer in London.

19.11.2024 16:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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