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Kelsey Combe

@kelseycombe.bsky.social

Oxford Comma Enthusiast Patriarchy fighter Social justice πŸ’ͺ🏻 Somewhat mindful. 0% demure.

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Toxic masculinity is responsible for the majority of murders in this world.

It has got to stop.

10.01.2026 03:34 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

RSVP for the birthday party for the neighbor’s kids. Check to make sure ICE hasn’t murdered anyone else. Pay for the school field trip. Check to make sure we haven’t invaded anymore countries. Figure out a dinner for my family tonight.

America. WHAT THE FCK.

08.01.2026 04:23 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pete Hegseth: Gah! I meant to be texting Jeff Goldblum! Not Jeff Goldberg!

Trump Admin: How is that better?

Hegseth: I mean, he has military clearance, right? Because he helped save us from the illegal aliens on independence day?

24.03.2025 20:49 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Quote from Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. β€œ I had hoped that the white moderate would understand that law and order exist for the purpose of establishing justice, and that when they fail in this purpose, they become the dangerously structured dams that block the flow of social progress.”

Quote from Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. β€œ I had hoped that the white moderate would understand that law and order exist for the purpose of establishing justice, and that when they fail in this purpose, they become the dangerously structured dams that block the flow of social progress.”

Out of one side of their mouths, dems in office will quote Dr. MLK Jr. when it suits them or praise the late John Lewis for his β€œgood trouble,” but out the other side will censure @algreen.house.gov. Shameful.

My friend @kelseycombe.bsky.social gets it right: β€œDemocracy dies in decorum.”

06.03.2025 19:28 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The most gut wrenching thing out of all of this is the long posts from national park rangers being let go- after dedicating their lives to the preservation of wildlife and nature.

20.02.2025 14:02 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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🧩 Daily Game. Who said it, the president of the US or my 5 year old?

β€œIt’s a penguin that’s trying to get you!”

15.02.2025 13:30 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🧩 Daily game! Who said it; the president of the US, or my 5 year old?

β€œThe kidney has a very special place in the heart.”

Who said it?

11.02.2025 14:19 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

White people be like: Kendrick Lamar’s halftime show needed more diversity!

Nah, he just hired the best and most qualified people for the job, babes πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

11.02.2025 00:50 β€” πŸ‘ 61    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

🧩 Daily game! Who said it; the President of the US or my 5 year old?

β€œI might change my name. I’m pretty strong. I might change it to MuscleMan or something.”

Who said it?

08.02.2025 13:57 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

🧩 Daily Game. Who said it; The president of the US or my 5 year old?

β€œI used all of my blocks, then all of his blocks, and when I was done I had a great building, which I then glued together.”

Who said it?

07.02.2025 13:38 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🧩 Who said it; the president of the US or my 5 year old?

"You take an airplane, it cost you $2.
It cost you nothing you take an airplane."

Who said it?

06.02.2025 13:57 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

My love language is dismantling the patriarchy and the oligarchy at the same time.

05.02.2025 19:09 β€” πŸ‘ 57    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Genocide Don and Genocide Elon.

05.02.2025 14:35 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It was the 5 year old! Thank goodness

05.02.2025 13:52 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🧩 Who said it; the illegitimate president of the US or my 5 year old?

β€œOh well, I try so hard to be his friend - and maybe someday that will happen!”

Who said it?

05.02.2025 13:49 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a captain america costume says i understood that reference . ALT: a man in a captain america costume says i understood that reference .
04.02.2025 13:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🧩 Who said it? The President of the US or my 5 year old? Day 11.

β€œDid you know the sun used to be a moon and then aliens blew it up and it became the sun?”

Who said it?

04.02.2025 13:47 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0

Elon Musk is definitely the worst president we’ve ever had.

04.02.2025 03:27 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If you were mothering littles during a global pandemic AND now during a fascist takeover of your government, you might be a millennial.

03.02.2025 23:15 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Tbh even tho I looked at this just 20 min ago, I don’t remember. I was looking at scary Trump quotes and now my brain is dead.

03.02.2025 16:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

🧩 not in the mood for my game today as we watch America crumble. But fine. Who said it; the president of the US or my 5 year old? Day 10.

"If the reporter doesn't want to tell you, it's 'bye-bye,' the reporter goes to jail.”

Who said it?

03.02.2025 16:04 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s okay that TTPD didn’t win any Grammys. It was for us - not for everyone.

AND ALSO THERE’S A FASCIST TAKEOVER OF OUR GOVERNMENT HAPPENING IN FRONT OF OUR EYES.

They just stole all our data- all our social security info. And gutted USAID. PAY ATTENTION

03.02.2025 15:25 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Russian agents are destroying and dismantling the United States of America in front of our eyes and we are letting them.

03.02.2025 14:34 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey. Elected officials of mine:

FUCKING DO SOMETHING. I DONT CARE WHAT. DO SOMETHING. STOP THIS. WE ARE BEGGING YOU.

@sanders.senate.gov

03.02.2025 14:11 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Weirdly, this was Trump.

03.02.2025 02:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It was Trump.

03.02.2025 02:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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All I have to say about the Grammys is:

03.02.2025 01:14 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

MAGA blamed the price of eggs on Biden. So I get to blame the fact that we can’t even FIND eggs to buy, on Trump, right?

Right? Or is it only the fault of the president when it’s a democratic president?

Aha.

02.02.2025 22:41 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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MAGA: WE WANT CHEAPER EGGS. SCREW HUMAN RIGHTS
Trump: Best I can do is no eggs and illegal destruction of the constitution.

02.02.2025 22:06 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

🧩 Who said it; The President of the United States or my 5 year old? Day 9.

β€œI do a lot of things for glamour. I like glamour. Do you know the word glamour? I love glamour.”

Who said it?

02.02.2025 13:40 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0