Muffy Bolding

Pssst.

DONALD TRUMP HAS LOW-GRADE LOAD.

Pass it on.

#notthatitreallymatters
#becauseasweallknow
#trumpcantfuck

A trashy, trampy, mouthy plebe such as myself has to yammer on and on and on and on in a pathetic attempt to communicate my point...and then this brilliant bastard right here sashays in all smooth and high and tight and puts my fatass to shame by NAILING IT in just 25 words.

JAMES BALDWIN IS GOD.

Man, you ain’t kiddin’, Muthafucka.

MY FATASS THE PAST YEAR...ALL GODDAMNED DAY, EVERY GODDAMNED DAY.

#imlikeanasskickincockroachinredlipstickandablackdress
#imstillstanding
#nowpissoff
#2025cansuckmyfatone

What have I been telling you all this time, Mein Poppets?

What the FUCK have I been telling you?

Trust me…when it comes to WORM-DICK, CAN’T-FUCK Nazis:

Mama is NEVER WRONG.

Listen to me, Mein Poppets:

NEVER FORGET.

These are TERRIBLE, AWFUL, RACIST people we are talking about here.

Giddily flip a festive whole-ass table onto ol’ Aunt Irma’s FAT FUCKING FISH-FRY FASCIST LAP, if you must.

But…

LET. NOTHING. SLIDE.

NOTHING.

Happy Thanksgiving!

THE TIME HAS FINALLY COME, Mein Radiant Nazi Scum.

At long last, it is before you.

FUCKING CHOOSE.

LET’S KEEP IT MOVIN’, BITCHES. 👊🏻

PS) And, trust me, I ain’t mad at you, Honey. Once I cut somebody loose, I NEVER, EVER, EVER consider them or even think of them again — EVER — as they have earned and shall have what they so rightfully deserve:

MY ABSOLUTE INDIFFERENCE.

A most important reminder, Mein Poppets:

I am a GIRL…who likes BOYS…who like BOYS.

Ya folla?

For the love of Maude.

Quit talkin’ about it and JUST DO IT, for chrissake.

LITERALLY for chrissake.

Now do us ALL a fuckin’ solid and BEAT IT.

CIAO, BITCHES.

Also, FUCK THAT GUY.

Still.

Always.

xoxo

‪Madyson! Tucker! Kayleigh! Trigg!

You’re up!

Yeah, Baby!

LET'S DO THIS FUCKIN' THING. ‬

‪THINK HE DOESN'T?

#trustmemeinpoppets #thisonesafuckingmathematicalcertainty‬

WELCOME TO CALIFORNIA, Little-Dick, Can’t-Fuck, Nazi Bitches.

See you in the streets.

👊🏻👊🏼👊🏽👊🏾👊🏿

This one goes out to My One True Love…for reasons which are WELL KNOWN TO HIM.

Oh, hey, and while we’re shootin’ the shit and tellin’ truths...

LET’S JUST FLAT BREAK IT DOWN FOR A MOTHERFUCKER, shall we?

#justliketheyalwayshavesincethebeginningoftime
#ANDEVENTHOUGHITAINTTHEIRFUCKINJOB
#blackwomenwillsavetheworld
#bowdowntothemostmagnificentbeingsintheuniverse

YOU GODDAMNED RIGHT.

#iknowyouwannadeleteme
#butyourefusetoletmego
#comefortheprofundity
#stayfortheprofanity
#allarewelcome
#stepintothelight

Maude knows they tried.

But, THEM MOTHERFUCKERS DIDN’T BREAK ME.

#fragilelikeafuckingbomb
#lightthebeaconsofgondor
#mystorysheiscoming
#mayitlightthewaythroughthedarkforgirlseverywhere
#somoteitbe

You have NO GOTTDAMNED IDEA just how much fuck I DO NOT GIVE.

#oldbroadsDGAF

Just a quick, friendly, little reminder...if you believe, even remotely, that ANY woman, ANY WHERE should not have COMPLETE and UTTER control over her own thoughts, her own body, her own choices, or her own destiny...FUCK YOU, UNFRIEND ME NOW.

Think I'm kidding?

YOU JUST FUCKIN’ TRY ME, CHIEF.

Or, even more FOOLISH and FATAL...be UNKIND TO SOMEONE I LOVE.

“Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness. I am kind to everyone, but when someone is unkind to me, weak is not what you are going to remember about me.” -- Al Capone

SWING, BABY!

#youknowyouwannadeleteme
#butyourefusetoletmego
#fuckofflady

You want a part of me?

Well, I’M NOT SELLIN’ CHEAP.

#letsdothisthingmybitches

SAME.

REAL WISTFUL and SELF-SATISFIED.

#theproudpunaniportalofprogeny

HA!

#oldbroadstothefront

Yes, please. I beg of you.

ABSOLUTELY THIS.

But, make no mistake:

MAMA CAN TAKE A MOTHERFUCKIN’ HIT.

#backoffmanimfromfresno

THINK I’M NOT?

If, by MY age, you don’t know what you bring to the table…first of all, may Maude help you.

Second of all, I fervently hope with ALL my heart that you find out.

And third of all, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY.

Old broads got NO TIME.

"Life is too short to spend hoping that the perfectly arched eyebrow or hottest new lip shade will mask an ugly heart."

-- BRILLIANT and BELOVED makeup artist, Kevyn Aucoin, 1962-2002

Always.