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Dan and a half

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Will probably never learn how to juggle. Strongly believe Rocky III was a better movie than Rocky II. Would be really psyched if democracy survives this.

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Geez, I hope FIFA doesn’t ask for their prize back now.

28.02.2026 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Las Vegas tourism is down. Some blame Trump's tariffs and immigration crackdown Tourism in Las Vegas is slumping this summer, with resorts and convention centers reporting fewer visitors compared to last year, especially from abroad.

This guy is so good at bankrupting casinos. Maybe the best ever.

23.02.2026 21:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tombstone is a classic Western, based on true events, with maybe the best on-liners in the genre. Bone Tomahawk takes the genre and feeds it a couple tabs of acid. I think they made it with no money and shot it in just a couple weeks. Very rough, but entertaining from start to finish.

17.02.2026 16:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Never knew this movie existed until I accidentally came across it last year. Now in my top 5 Westerns all time.

14.02.2026 01:33 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The Dow Jones is under 50,000 today. Can child trafficking be illegal again now?

13.02.2026 21:44 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And whatnot

11.02.2026 17:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You’re going to be happy that you did. God bless you.

28.01.2026 17:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When else in our lifetimes have the most patriotic Americans been the ones most ashamed of their country?

25.01.2026 21:23 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

People in my experience who oppose abortion are generally nice people. Right up until they buy a big truck and decorate it with an American flag Punisher sticker. Then they seem to get much meaner.

24.01.2026 05:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine one day telling your grandchildren all about the great Greenland / American war of 2026 and why we all speak Danish now.

18.01.2026 14:04 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Could have at least offered MarΓ­a Corina Machado his FIFA prize. Are all fascist authoritarians this rude?

17.01.2026 14:24 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Acetaminophen use during pregnancy does not increase risk of autism, ADHD: Review Using acetaminophen during pregnancy does not increase a child's risk of autism, ADHD or intellectual disability, a major new review published Friday finds.

Who you going to believe, scientists or the guy that needed heroin to pass high school biology?

17.01.2026 01:44 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Good luck to the protesters of Tehran and Minneapolis in ending authoritarianism in your country.

11.01.2026 14:48 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This Maduro pardon is going to be expensive. I really hope Barron enjoys his new jumbo jet.

03.01.2026 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Watch it, Johnny. I hear he’s real fast.

08.12.2025 00:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just watched Escape From Dannemora again to make sure, but yeah, Quentin Tarantino is a dope. Paul Dano was great in that.

05.12.2025 02:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Could you imagine having a reason, besides whiskey, to like Tennessee today?

02.12.2025 20:13 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m still holding out hope, that all this is the administration preparing the groundwork for their escape to South America.

02.12.2025 14:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Spending Thanksgiving with the only member of my family that is not MAGA. And I am truly thankful that my dog has better sense than that.

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone.

27.11.2025 18:55 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not sure how Zohran Mamdani got ahold of the pee tape, but definitely received at Oval Office today like he had multiple copies.

21.11.2025 22:30 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Now looking forward to the PSA of every remaining elected Democrat, reminding our military to disobey illegal orders.

21.11.2025 00:44 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Whatsoever you do to the least of my brothers…

β€œTruly I tell you, whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers and sisters of mine, you did for me.” -Jesus, I think

08.11.2025 14:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What’s that, 2 World Series in a row, Holliday? No body’s that lucky.

02.11.2025 05:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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JPMorgan Alerted U.S. to Epstein Transfers Involving Wall St. Figures

Seems like kind of a big deal.

Interesting stuff likeβ€œβ€¦Mr. Epstein’s wire transfers to Russian banks and sensitivities around β€˜his relationships with two U.S. presidents.’

31.10.2025 03:37 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Remember during the last administration when MAGA insisted they wouldn’t rest until they release the Epstein files or build a ballroom?

29.10.2025 23:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Good idea, but the payroll would be about $20 billion. Imagine how much a hot dog would cost then.

29.10.2025 01:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just wild to think that when bankrupt cattle ranchers watch foreign dictators enjoy Argentinian beef burgers in the Epstein Memorial Ballroom, they will still vote for Trump in 2028.

26.10.2025 15:40 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

β€œJust following orders” excuse didn’t work in past. I don’t think β€œBut there was a signing bonus” will hold up much better.

24.10.2025 05:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Canada is a working democracy. He doesn’t seem to like that.

24.10.2025 03:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0