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New piece on my website just dropped. This one goes out to the bougie homies whose ride or die knows how to use a chainsaw.

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The two worst people you know is teaming up for a limited time only for the sole reason of making you suffer

This entire thread is violence! But yes The Gift

Oooooo this looks fire. How was it cooked?

A deer in a forest wearing Timberland boots and a Yankee fitted hat.

Lived in New York all my life...never saw a deer until today.
So naturally...

this dude helping his bro pick up his stick should be highlight of the night but our bloodthirsty sports media only feeds us conflict

I'm desperate for experts again. For actual journalist and critics. Simply having a phone and access to social media doesn't make you knowledgable on certain topics.

Pivotal moments — good ones like Tuesday in NYC, bad ones like the Senate capitulation tonight — hinge on the same thing: primary elections.

2026 will be won or lost in the spring.

The average SNAP benefit per month is $177 a person.

The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person.

People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. It’s about people’s lives.

And working people want leaders whose word means something to them.

I will not support a deal that does nothing to make health care more affordable.

We are in a health care emergency. A simple one-year extension of these tax credits would cost less than Donald Trump’s $40 billion bailout for Argentina.

A vote for this bill is a mistake.

Aint no way he aint got wild information on these folks. Fighting to deny people food is wild work.

The only thing this man is guilty for is bad taste

A ferret in a black suit and gold tie holding a cellphone

Why is a 5'7 dragon with an actively lit tail and big ass wings just walking around Times Square. Issa fire hazard.

New York Post cover depicting Zohran Mamdani as a soviet propaganda in a red suit, holding a sickle and hammer above his head. "On your Marx, get set, ZO! Socialist Mamdani wins race for mayor" "The Red Apple" with the R in red facing backwards.

After seeing this cover, I decided that I am going to begin an archive of physical media that depicts propaganda during the mid 2020s and beyond.

Anyway. BYE BITCH

Also yall vote blue no matter who folks that DID NOT vote for Mamdani are interesting.

BYE BITCH!

OpenAI pirated large numbers of books and used them to train models.

OpenAI then deleted the dataset with the pirated books, and employees sent each other messages about doing so.

A lawsuit could now force the company to pay $150,000 per book, adding up to billions in damages.

Is this a condiment forward sandwich or meat forward sandwich

I want to know what you are willing to sacrifice. Are you throwing a GREAT SANDWICH or a terrible sandwich. Which type is more of an insult to you?

If anyone hit me with a hoagie the first thing I'm analyzing is the composition of the order.
What kind of sandwich guy are you?
Cold or hot?
Honey Mustard or Tangy Deli Style?
Vinegar? Salt? Pepper?
I am fully invested in this now.

Defense is now questioning Lairmore on cross-examination. They show a video still of the sandwich and wrapper on the ground, post-throw.

"Do you recognize that sandwich?" the attorney asks.

Lairmore won't confirm.

"I did not go back to collect it," he says.

honestly this would be a great audition monologue

LIKE WOW it was my first time having Ethiopian food. I was taken ABACK. Nothing came close since!

Currently grieving Aster's Ethiopian Restauraunt in Austin. Just learned that it shut down, and all I think about is the first time I had doro wot while walking back to a motel with my team after an intense bout at an international collegiate poetry slam

The GLISTENNNNNN!!!!!

And when it's nice and warm?!?!
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i genuinely cannot stand actual european elites condescendingly explaining american public opinion to americans. reminds me of when some british lady IRL tried to tell me she understood southerners better than i ever could, a southerner who lives in the south.