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Melissa Sims

@maddmortician.bsky.social

I run on spite, weed, and caffeine. 🪦Future Mortician🪦 🎃Spooky Queen 💀Elder Emo/Scenior Citizen💀 ✡️The Bear Jew 🏳️‍🌈Queer Auntie🏳️‍🌈

215 Followers  |  653 Following  |  19 Posts  |  Joined: 21.10.2024  |  1.7078

Latest posts by maddmortician.bsky.social on Bluesky

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Sell your Tesla. ❌

Sell your Cybertruck. ❌

Get off Twitter. ❌

Don’t sign up for Starlink. ❌

Bankrupt him. It will take while but it’s possible. ✊🏻

#resist

26.01.2025 08:58 — 👍 54923    🔁 11355    💬 2019    📌 524

These are the good guys supporting DEI. Reward them with your business.

Costco
Meijer
Kroger
Giant Grocery
Ben & Jerry’s
Ulta, Macy’s
Old Navy
Nordstrom’s
TJ Maxx
GoTo Foods ( Moe’s Southwest Grill, Mcalister’s, Auntie Anne’s, Jamba, Cinnabon…)
Dollar Tree
Walgreens
Wegmans

26.01.2025 00:07 — 👍 59418    🔁 17304    💬 373    📌 1170

Donald Trump is officially a convicted felon. That's the post.

10.01.2025 15:13 — 👍 4978    🔁 563    💬 173    📌 26
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Chag Sameach

02.01.2025 00:03 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Instead of manifest destiny, maybe try manifesting decent healthcare.

29.12.2024 00:44 — 👍 11249    🔁 1522    💬 184    📌 50
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From @ennui365

25.12.2024 22:38 — 👍 13257    🔁 3522    💬 499    📌 273

Life on the Murder Scene: the My Chemical Romance documentary is on Tubi. You're welcome.

22.12.2024 17:49 — 👍 5    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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Some Friday the 13th shenanigans.

14.12.2024 17:34 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Annual reminder:

Die Hard is about using impossibly limited resources to defend a tower from foreign invaders.

Die Hard is a Hanukkah movie.

14.12.2024 13:55 — 👍 18140    🔁 2049    💬 407    📌 191
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If I had a dollar for every time I've warned people about this, I'd have a billion dollars.

11.12.2024 06:31 — 👍 25903    🔁 4236    💬 690    📌 151
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Haha nice.

05.12.2024 23:05 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

HAPPY NATIONAL MARCHING BAND DAY

28.11.2024 17:55 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Chronically ill and definitely not chill

20.11.2024 15:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"Don’t worry, you’ll survive,"
MAGA now says.

Maybe my memory’s a bit hazy, but I seem to recall quite a few people didn’t make it through his first term…

18.11.2024 02:17 — 👍 7389    🔁 1049    💬 234    📌 52
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I get it… people don’t like talking about it.
It doesn’t change the fact that Abortion is healthcare.
Hopefully you never need one, but it remains an option in case you do.

16.11.2024 18:29 — 👍 426    🔁 66    💬 11    📌 4

I love that this app give me early Tumblr vibes.

16.11.2024 18:14 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

WELCOME HOME, MISTAH J!!!

16.11.2024 01:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

@ogmatthewlillard.bsky.social Currently working on a project for school about Punk and the Ideologies of the Scene. Would love to get your perspective (currently watching SLC Punk! as I type this).

15.11.2024 19:53 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I hope I make @ogmatthewlillard.bsky.social proud with the assignment I'm working on.

14.11.2024 23:05 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE IS TOURING AGAIN!!!!

The Saviors have returned.

12.11.2024 18:36 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Can we STOP MAKING REMAKES PLEASE?!?!?!

Leave this fucking movie alone

12.11.2024 17:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

💙🩵💙

12.11.2024 01:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Starting a thread of blocklists to share (feel free to reply with your favorites)

10.11.2024 16:50 — 👍 9484    🔁 3801    💬 1895    📌 928

HI!!!!

12.11.2024 00:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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My Chemical Romance posted this to Instagram not that long ago

WHAT DOES IT MEAN????????

ARE THE SAVIORS BACK?????

11.11.2024 22:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm a retired hairstylist and currently in school to be an Embalmer.

I'm a proud theater kid.

11.11.2024 18:32 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I guess I should introduce myself?

I'm your queer Jewish Auntie who loves all things spooky and Disney.

11.11.2024 17:27 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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