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I’m so glad that woke him up! My god.

I just saw someone use the abbreviation “AI;DR” and I’ll be laughing for a while.

Very very true. You could pick random lyrics from any album and they’d probably be weird as hell.

These could all be from the same song, or different songs, and I legit can’t tell. Don’t ruin the surprise for me.

I was able to escape my sweatshirt prison. But maybe for next time.

There has been some weird shit in Dragon Ball… probably the weirdest thing I’ve seen so far was Pilaf showing King Piccolo his nudie magazines filled with large mammals (e.g., hippos, elephants, rhinos). Just weird weird shit.

My current conundrum is that my nose is actively bleeding a lot and I am wearing a pullover white hooded sweatshirt that I don’t want to bleed on and also can’t take ff until my nose stops bleeding.

God this is so true.

Inhalers contribute significantly to global warming, study finds Millions of Americans using inhalers for chronic lung diseases like asthma may be unknowingly contributing to global warming, according to new research.

As somebody with asthma who uses inhalers - SHUT THE FUCK UP. THIS ARTICLE IS SHAMING PEOPLE WITH A CHRONIC CONDITION.

"Significantly" My ass. You know what else does? AI Data centers - corporations - cows - asphalt - THOUSANDS OF OTHERS THINGS THAT ARE NOT MEDICINE.

Fuck you - fuck you again.

He did say in S2 that he had overplayed his hand. No shit, buddy.

John Oliver first, then Dragon Ball.

eight leatherbound books all titled "FERNS" volumes 1 through 8

Everyone in the past was neurotypical, which is how we got things like this single-author, eight-volume encyclopedia of ferns

We have three more Andor episodes to go and my heart hurts. I’m going to watch Dragon Ball. Maybe that’ll make me feel better.

Next week?! OMG I need to go!

Apple cider donuts are the best!

JFC. It’s been a lifetime.

These tough guys are afraid of colors.

He’s our real mayor, Jerry. Don’t downplay his accomplishments!

Your sister is my hero.

They are creepy. I will give them that.

Oh yes! They are arrogant, aren’t they?

What do you mean? Is this a clever play on words that I’m not clever enough for?

Don’t tell me who! But the only reason I could watch this show was that I knew Andor made it out alive. I don’t like this level of anxiety in my life.

Y’all, I want to finish this show but they are *not* making it easy on me. Cass makes it to Rogue One. Cass makes it to Rogue One. Cass makes it to Rogue One. Cass makes it to Rogue One. Cass makes it to Rogue One. Cass makes it to Rogue One. Cass makes it to Rogue One. Cass makes it to Rogue One. C

This was true the first time, now you’re just pressing your luck.

I’m sure that will go extremely well.

Syril wears only the most unappealing browns he can find.

We have strayed so far from god.

Your horrible secret is safe with us.

Those things always weird me out. Sorry, no, Jesus is not my homeboy.