🦃Tom Wambsgans’ Second Wife, PhD

Tumblr post from wongbal Hello and welcome to Deep Space Nine. We are a space station, not a starship, so you be spending a lot of time with all these delightful side characters like: bisexual fashion lizard. hologram of Frank Sinatra. goblins. goblin comes in 3 varieties: bartender, nephew, and idiot, our doctor is a twink, our commander is antifa and the captain talks to the gods sometimes. our policeman is sometimes a liquid and the science lady is part worm. we have many fine storylines, such as: Goblin Does A Crime, Watch The Irishman Suffer, or The Horrors Of War. As you stroll along our promenade enjoying a raktajino or delicious jumja stick, watch out for our nefarious villains: Pope Karen. clones of Jeffrey Combs. and a horny bastard reptile man who seems convinced this is actually his show. we suspect he may be possessed by demons. Have fun! Deep Space Nine: now with Worf™!

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I might put this in my office as hard evidence of my detail-oriented nature. But then again, I’m rarely in my office and so I’d rarely get to see my masterpiece.

Oh no! I’m sorry! At least we know we’re not alone?

Wow, I looked up this episode and it’s well into S4. I really thought we only got to S3. It was years ago at this point 🤷🏻‍♀️

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A cross stitch project of the Shocked Pikachu meme. It is 97% complete, so we can see Brock’s legs, Pikachu’s head down to the bottom of his mouth, so we can see his eyes, nose, both of his red little cheeks, his mouth, and a lot of out of focus bushes in the background. This is done on 28ct fabric, so it’s made of very small stitches, over 34k in total (once it’s done).

PikaProgress Update: 97% complete.

Only 1208 stitches left. I don’t think I can finish it this weekend, but I’m going to try!

A still from the Indigo League series of Pokémon. Before I describe the scene, you must know that Squirtle is a blue turtle Pokémon who stands on its hind legs. Back to business… There is a line of four Squirtles (the Squirtle Squad) in black and white robes, they all look very happy and excited. The Squirtle Squad is greeting Squirtle, who left the squad to go with Ash. Squirtle also looks very happy and excited. The text overlaying the image has every member of the Squirtle Squad labeled “Unread book” and Squirtle is labeled “Another new book.”

This is my book collection.

I thought it was my autism that was keeping me from understand this. But no, it was not.

Hugs to you too! I hope you feel better and have a great tomorrow!

I know this is correct, but it’s also really hard to sit with when those of us who STUDIED FUCKING HISTORY WERE SOUNDING THE ALARM THE ENTIRE TIME SINCE GUANTANAMO OPENED UP AGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I’m sorry that your tummy hurts. I hope it does not last long.

Now I want pasta.

Ok I was wrong. I have seen these episodes. And I know this because we have yet to see the episode when Riker goes under cover and has intimate relations with fine AF alien Bebe Neuwirth because she’s “always wanted to be with an alien”.

He did! He came out of the wall of a shuttle craft!

They’ve been married forever, I love that for them!

And he’s so good at it! Perfectly arrogant and smarmy and he’s perfect.

Transgender for everybody!!

Noooooo!!!

I love the Q episodes.

I forgot that Corbin Bernsen was a Q. I have a thing for Corbin Bernsen. Especially late 80s Corbin Bernsen.

I’ve thought a lot about fittings, like you gotta make sure that one piece fits the torso and legs, that’s not easy I assume!

And peeing seems difficult.

I hate that little emblem so much. So so much. Just leave my book alone.

Also, I have at least 30 unread books so I probably shouldn’t be buying another one.

I try. Even when I really don’t like someone I try not to be aggressively mean.

Hahahaha, I’m not going to question your judgement on this one.

The TNG costume designers really loved a onesie. I’m not complaining, just making an observation.

There has literally never been a universal basic income trial program that didn't deliver real and measurable results above and beyond any other form of social welfare, and every time another concludes with the same findings the powers that be go "interesting! Anyway," and pretend it wouldn't work.

My dog Abe was an American Russell Terrier. We thought he was racist against Italians because he hated our friend Dennis. But it turns out that the first time Abe met Dennis, Dennis had just come from his grad lab where they studied rat behavior. Abe just hated the rat smell. We think.

We just got to another Q episode of TNG and I love how Q and Discord are basically the same character.

I didn’t notice but I get it. I often go to IMDb to get spellings right. I wish this place had a drafts folder so I could make sure I spell things right.

*this is a joke, I don’t want to offend anyone.