Tom Wambsgans’ Second Wife, PhD

that they have kept their relationship intensely private to the point that this is how we find out is probably the best sign they might actually make it

anyway, rules are rules, here is the exact moment she fell in love

Something similar happened to me, the pattern didn’t tell you which needles to start with, so I had to pick up clues throughout the pattern. I hope yours turns out ok.

Homemade alfredo sauce with penne gives me life.

So if you're lonely, you know I'm here waiting for you
I'm just a cross-hair, I'm just a shot away from you
And if you leave here, you leave me broken, shattered I lie
I'm just a cross-hair, I'm just a shot, then we can die
Oh, oh, oh
I know I won't be leaving here with you

OMG I love Amelia Bedelia. I remember in one story she was supposed to make a date cake so she cut up a calendar and put the dates in the cake.

“You have a very generous tongue.”

I hope you know I’m just joking around!! 😘

They are desperately trying to make “fetch” happen because they want someone who won’t upset the capitalist apple cart.

I mean, I quibble with the phrase “take a shit” because you’re actually “leaving” a shit, but I agree with the sentiment. You’ll feel better when you don’t have to poop.

The Economist, famously the “Dem whisperer” of news outlets.

Only the most tangentially related:

The kid and I were talking about allergies with the dental assistant and she said she was allergic to grass.

Kid: well then, when someone tells you to ‘touch grass’, you can’t. Because you’re allergic.

I mean, Pinkie Pie is the best, but Twilight still hurts.

AND TWILIGHT SPARKLE! Fuuuuuuck.

For us, it’s Oregon. If the kid goes to UO we might have to disown him.

We’re hopefully going to be able to hold out until 2027 when Pokémon winds and waves comes out, but I fear we’re going to fold before then. What are you looking to play?

They don't *need* AI to make these decisions. But they *want* AI to make these decisions. Because the tech gives them plausible deniability--something to blame (other than themselves) when things go wrong.

I saw a comment the said we aren’t “angry enough.” But all we are is angry. Our veins circulate it like acid. It cracks our sternums. It poisons and paralyzes us. We hiss and spit at each other, all impotent, helpless rage.

We don’t need more anger. We need more direction.

Praise be.

Jayme Lawson from Sinners hit the nail on the head and said how I felt with the whole BAFTAs situation.

An alien brother and sister duo were disabling ships along a corridor to try to get Starfleet’s attention. Their research suggested that the warp fields were distorting space and could create sub space rifts

Because it got too late the night we watched the first one. We’ll get to it, I promise!

Never mind. I did get invested in the other storyline, but only because there was no more Spot Spottings™️. This episode was an allegory for fossil fuels ruining the climate. Now I’m depressed again

cc @bmceuen.bsky.social, I still haven’t seen T2 but Tom confirmed this is correct.

I am completely uninterested in the other storyline. All I want to hear about is Data training Spot.

Geordi is suggesting that Data use a phaser on Spot. Do you think this will work?

This is Skynet. THIS IS SKYNET.

How did we let this happen, Josie? March, in this economy?!

I think Geordi is wrong. I don’t think you can train cats.

Boomers lived the best version of the American dream and never let anyone have it again

Ugh, right?!