Christopher Robin kingcharming

Kinda wanna cuddle and watch scary movies, kinda don’t want nobody in my face or space 🤦🏾‍♂️😂

26.02.2026 02:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I can’t believe I’m out here paying bills and taxes and providing for myself… in the GHETTO, cuz two people got together and “wanted to have me” 🤮

Let’s have a baby they said… it’ll be fun they said
And now I’m stuck here 🙄

25.02.2026 23:07 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

She better keep her ass away from me

25.02.2026 21:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

How theee fuck

25.02.2026 21:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Guuhh what is happening at my job-

2 coworkers got walked out for tussling
2 got walked for hitting a plane
1 got in accident and fell out the tug today
1 had a stroke this morning
1 got walked out last night for a weed grinder

This too much 😭

25.02.2026 21:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

See you later on 🤭

25.02.2026 02:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

25.02.2026 02:21 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

a man with a stack of money on his head is talking on a phone ALT: a man with a stack of money on his head is talking on a phone

Regular pay last week
Profit sharing this week
Regular pay next week

24.02.2026 18:13 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Well yes, it’s for the kids!

24.02.2026 00:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I— I just bust out laughing. My heart is in the right place right?

24.02.2026 00:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Finna start donating to St. Jude… it’s gon look good on my application to Heaven. 😇

24.02.2026 00:40 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Awwww Klaus is such a cute name!

23.02.2026 22:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bitch!!! FLO’s TinyDesk 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨
The Girls, The Band, The Backgrounds

My god today

23.02.2026 22:31 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Lmfaooooooo

22.02.2026 23:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I love dumplings so much. I wanna be a dumpling.

21.02.2026 18:02 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I need to move somewhere without traffic 😭

21.02.2026 00:29 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Love this bitch #SellingtheOC

20.02.2026 03:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hate this bitch #SellingtheOC

20.02.2026 03:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

Cause he stuck wimme

16.02.2026 21:30 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Chloe was so real… Treat me like I treat me!!!!

16.02.2026 19:55 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A verse man >>>>>

16.02.2026 17:29 — 👍 41 🔁 12 💬 4 📌 1

Tf is happening in Miami where I can’t get a rental?!

14.02.2026 23:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I am crying 😭😭😭

14.02.2026 20:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Don’t just stand there! Help me 😭

14.02.2026 20:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

😭

14.02.2026 20:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Listen 😩🫦

14.02.2026 20:28 — 👍 1 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0

The whores are moaning 😮‍💨

14.02.2026 16:58 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 1

Brent is great… Visually

Musically… the greatest most beautiful gowns… 😐

14.02.2026 00:01 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Lemme go sage

13.02.2026 22:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Fawk… I did not even realize it was Friday the 13th

13.02.2026 22:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Posts by Christopher Robin (@kingcharming.bsky.social)