THE FAUX HEDGEHOG

[ NC ]

A very prominent patch of skin on where his mouth should be turning into a wide grin. You can almost hear it tear off a bit.

“Ligma BA—“

[ NC ]

“Whoever touches this black Chaos Emerald… turns into ligma.”

𝒜 𝑀𝒜𝒩'𝒮 𝒟𝑅𝐸𝒜𝑀...

“……”

Looking around for any signs of trouble, before dropping the dark gemstone at a base and hit the hay, leaving without a moment’s notice.

seems he’s left a gift.

Uester

Morning.

My phone was taken away last night and wanna know how that went? When the only source of comfort was taken away from me?

I was awake.
All. Night.

apparently i got anxiety stuffed in my noggin somewhere

Uester

Gn!

“…Sorry, did i miss something?”

“………..

Fair enough. Enjoy your time.”

just. Disappears without a trace.

What??????

Uester

ELIE’S SPAMTON STRIKES AGAIN

“But if the experiences are… absurd, Then what?”

He’s asking alot for someone with lack of swimming lessons

isn't it nice to know? that good will conquer evil?

Second one’s off the menu unfortunately

Uester

Dark would you like some existential questions with a bit of mental horror?

“…How so?”

“And how would you know about something stated as fact, if it could be easily debunked?”

oh hello there

Uester

Nothing like existential dread in the morning for this ‘hog!

“…Oh. Well, it was worth a try.”

Patting the little shadow puff ball and picking him up off the ground.

“But now I’m more curious… what CAN or CAN’T you copy?”

Uester

Girl what.

Uester

Ah yes, my favorite sitcom

Eldritch horror and galactic goober. /silly

Uester

Gn!

Uester

Lore accurate age of Faux

[ NC ]

“I’m feeling shitty.

You’re going to the VHS.”

STARTS DRAGGING [READER] TO THE CRT TV.

And he waves back happily, then take out the Chaos Emerald he literally always carries around with him

And hold it infront of K.

“Hello again, friend. I’m curious… what power do you get from inhaling a Chaos Emerald?”

°~☆Stella☆~°

I HIT 800???? OMG TYSM GUYS..... 🥺🥺🥺

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the little freak themselves

Uester

Ah, the youth….

wtf am i saying we used to laughed at MLG videos

Anyways wussup

Uester

At this point have him speak the actual sumbols of the enchantment table cuz it literally works for avoiding bots and making it hard to fucking read /pov

“Uh huh, yeah…”

[ NC because i wanna do this next line: ]
“Also on an unrelated note, did you ever find your DAD—“

“Look, sometimes it’s better to indulge… i dunno- BY YOURSELF, maybe? Keep it a secret so no one makes fun of you?”