Will Navidson

Actually, to be fair, why should I care? Needing an extra spleen is pretty tame all things considered with everything that goes on here. Just go grab one off of some dead body next time we do a pit stop for this bus.

Uh, no. I'm just, uh, you know... how should I put this... "a bit concerned". Because most people don't usually need extra spleens normally.

It isn't an addiction. Don't encourage me, either.

Heh...

And you need another one because...?

Damnit... Hey, remind me next time if you see me on it for too long, or... something.

Eh, fine. Been playing more Candy Crush because there's still not really much to do on this bus. Actually, wait... how long have I been playing this game?

...Does yours not work? Why don't you use that one, heh.

I... heh, I'm in my 50s, bud. I doubt anyone would want to watch that. Not that I would do it, anyway. Not unless I was much younger and down multiple glasses, heh... But I'm not, and I don't drink. So, no. Sorry, bud.

Um... excuse me? You want me to do... what, exactly?

I agree.

Uh huh... So, what? Shake a water bottle in you lot's faces and you'll run? Heh, funny to imagine, really.

Hey, you forgot three dots there, bud.

Sure it is, bud. Sure it is...

I, uh... don't exactly think that's a good reason to kill a person, little bud.

When is that little sun icon going away?

Hey, would you look at that? Already hit 50 followers on this thing. Heh, I guess I've still got a bit of my fame.

Hey, sure you can. Helsing does it a lot with the big guy, heh.

Hey, an order is an order, isn't it, bud?

...Sure.

...You, uh, doing good there, bud?

Hey~.

Never said it was. Still, unlucky. I haven't aged a bit. At least, that's what my partner used to tell me, heh.

// Decided to make one for Will. Yes, I know Centaur isn't a ZAYIN. However, counterpoint: Fuck you, there isn't really any that fit, but Centaur does because I could make a Minotaur E.G.O. or something. Also, no, I do not know how a CENSORED E.G.O. would work, especially without any actual censors.

Heh, graying at 30? Can't imagine it. Unlucky, bud.

Don't ask me why it's in such high quality, it's the first version of the image I found.

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Heh, thanks, bud.

Hey, computer. Can you help me with some Candy Crush again? Can't seem to beat these damn levels.

Well, if I'm reading it correctly, you should, uh... definitely be worried. Good luck, bud.

Cheese.

I, uh... don't think it's a good idea to eat people, bud. I know we've had nothing to do on this bus for a while, but I think there's better things to spend your time doing.