King Bex

Is Sunday travel cursed everywhere or is that just the UK?

love it when people are like
"Shut up, whore"

Sherlock Holmes here... that's literally my job, there's no insult. Imagine if I was like

"Shut up, Shift Leader at Wendy's" "Shut up, Nurse Practitioner" "Shut up, county court judge" "Shut up, unemployed"
you can't job shame me
I am not ✨ ashamed ✨

This top quality post has two kind of replies/quotes

1. People that understand satire/humor/witt
2. People you don't want to be stuck talking to at a party

Will be Camming on Adultwork 7-10pm GMT tonight 💚💚

a man in a suit and tie is running away from a man in a black shirt ALT: a man in a suit and tie is running away from a man in a black shirt

COME ON YOU GREEEENNNSSS

Moooood

How? Luck boi, I dunno. I'm amazing and she stumbled across me on Instagram one day and decided to put in some werk 💅. Now she's my lifestyle 24/7 365 babygirl assistant sub because women get things done I don't know what to tell you.

findomed so hard that she gives me everything, I pay the essentials and then she asks me for everything else. whale sub? I have a money tree that lives in my garden bro level up

(this is a mostly satirical take, I love and cherish her dearly but also all her money is mine for reals. Whoop)

Once, at an event, I bought something and someone tried to dunk on me that my sub (standing behind me) wasn't paying it. So I said

"Oh she doesn't have any money, she sends everything she has to me so it's basically the same thing"

Daily shouts, Daily shouts, gather for the Daily shouts:

DO THINGS THAT BRING YOU JOY JUST BECAUSE THEY BRING YOU JOY. DRINK WATER. HOLD YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY ACCOUNTABLE FOR THEIR BULLSHIT, THE COMPANY YOU KEEP REFLECTS YOUR VALUES. CRAYONS ARE A VALID MEDIUM FOR ART. PUNCH NAZIS.

that is all.

I know Transporters are a lot more practical than Transporter Rings but will you just look at that swag

You can find me at @londonaltmarket.bsky.social but will you be bold enough to approach?
🖤

where were you pre paint chip?

I have some serious money in my wardrobe but my most requested outfit BY FAR is a £15 backless/bondage dress. Not the expensive latex, not the high quality lingerie, no my best earner is a pvc sale rail find that amounts to no more than a fabric square with buckles on the back.

Looks like ass is back on the menu...

eat up.

YOU CAN BE A SLUT, PLEASE BE A SLUT BUT DON'T CHARGE BECAUSE THAT MAKES YOU A BAD PERSON. SLEEP WITH PEOPLE, BE GOOD AT SEX, NEVER CHARGE OR YOU'RE A VILLAIN. SHOW HOLE AND YOU'RE GREAT, PAYWALL IT AND YOU'RE THE DOWNFALL OF SOCIETY. ONLY MEN MAY PROFIT OFF SEX!!

watched someone explicitly describe a sexual encounter on tiktok. EXPLICITLY, all of the gory details. 40k likes 300k views. I posted this and it got flagged....exqueeze me?

Over 30 sex worker thread ♥️ qt with a pic + your age

🖤 32 🖤

Jealousy is not a viable quality if you are serving a pro Domme. To bemoan that We’re booked and busy is to express disappointment in Our success and financial stability! I know the fantasy can be potent, but be conscious of the implications of your emotions and try to self regulate ❤️

I got a paint chip in my eye. 😑

she's doing emails today, pinky swear. May even check the fetlife messages.

HOW DID WE GO FROM FREE THE NIPPLE TO THIS?!?

had a fantastic wank last night, almost passed out in my chair. Ethereal.

when people tell me in real life something they saw on twitter I auto cringe and say "you're still on twitter?" Because I believe in the power of shame.

'I saw on X that....'

Shut up. Shut up and fuck off. I don't care. I don't want to know. Get off that fucking website you are literally paying a nazi with your presence there. "But my customers" literally get a backbone. It's like JKR at this point death by association. On twitter= complacent.

Piss top x Piss top

1.1k quote posts and 79 likes, The Economist clearly not understand long the moral makeup of Bluesky. This is burn the rich central.

Pink train 💗

Quote this with something pink

"I'm guna move my electrics into the second room"

"Eeeeee electrics"

"Did you want to play with some electrics this weekend babygirl?"

"Eeeeeee"

"We can do that"

*Babygirl claps in little *