The Lucha Dork

They only made 100 of him.

18.01.2024 12:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

@coffeetan.bsky.social Did you by any chance need the croissant slimes?

03.01.2024 06:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

hi

14.10.2023 04:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Did my Dragon Warrior / Dragon Quest collection appear in Nintendo Power years ago? Yes.
Am I proud of it? Yes.
Do I have a problem? Yes.

16.07.2023 18:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Why, yes, thank you for noticing my completely rational, sane and completely necessary collection of Dragon Quest games. I definitely need this many copies, and thank you for noticing that I am not running out of space for more that are coming. No, I don't HAVE to do this, I CHOOSE to...ok?! JEEZ.

16.07.2023 18:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Dragon Quest isn't a life-long obsession with me or anything. I just happen to own a complete Dragon Quest Chinese/Hong Kong variant release collection, that's all. Why? Because everyone does this, right?

16.07.2023 18:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just me being completely normal at AGT Golden Buzzer Winner, Mike E Winfield's comedy show. Mike sent me this pic that someone took because they thought I looked very normal and fit in with everyone else so well, because being in public wearing a lucha mask is a very normal thing to do.

16.07.2023 18:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

While out hiking with Lucha Jr., I found this stick that looks suspiciously like the DragonLord's staff from Dragon Warrior 1 (Dragon Quest). One of these days I'll ram a fake gem in there for the eye and complete the look (then take over the world).

16.07.2023 18:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A personal white whale Dragon Quest item that I finally managed to get recently. This is the official mail-in Dragon Warrior 2 NES poster (in immaculate condition!!). I am beyond happy to have finally got another one since destroying my childhood one back when this was “just a poster”.

16.07.2023 18:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

When they stop fitting in the house, I guess...?

15.07.2023 21:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I may have too many Dragon Quest plushies...

15.07.2023 20:14 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0