Porkazard Is Your Favourite Large Alt porkazard

*waits until you wake up for consensual rubs*

07.03.2026 12:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

one hundred percent accurate

07.03.2026 10:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I really identify with PS1 era low poly boars

06.03.2026 15:21 — 👍 20 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0

YouTube video by Bears in Games: Neo Grid Legends For Nintendo Switch 2 Review | The Gran Turismo x Night Trap You've Dreamed Of

I reviewed a racing game! For Switch 2! That I really liked! And a lot of that has to do with its great use of FMV. Also I talk about Wing Commander III and Privateer 2: The Darkening for like five minutes. youtu.be/_egrSP2l1n0

07.03.2026 02:10 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

A fat bald greying bearded man flexing in front of his messy computer desk in a grey and black wrestling singlet.

I had to take a Bsky break because of The Discourse, so you all missed out on me flexing after deadlift day.

07.03.2026 02:15 — 👍 198 🔁 10 💬 10 📌 1

That's so many times!

25.02.2026 11:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh yeah that kind of objectification and control is really fun.

25.02.2026 11:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I do that from time to time it's good to take a break

25.02.2026 11:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

oh I love this jock!

25.02.2026 03:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A fat man sitting at a desk with a microphone in a canadian flag wrestling singlet.

somehow not a morph

23.02.2026 14:22 — 👍 177 🔁 6 💬 6 📌 1

*spinning piledriver hug*

23.02.2026 10:46 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I think it's a perfect fit

23.02.2026 07:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

so shiny AND strong

23.02.2026 07:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

@augustolad.bsky.social 's Sarge

22.02.2026 23:13 — 👍 168 🔁 45 💬 5 📌 0

we should mourn them by smooching in briefs

22.02.2026 11:53 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I like those lil briefs

22.02.2026 11:45 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

you know, you're right

22.02.2026 04:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I don't know why I always respond to you via my alt, I think I'm just rarely logged into my normal account

22.02.2026 03:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The minister's wife on the Simpsons? Yep!

22.02.2026 03:31 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I *do* remember!

22.02.2026 03:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

playing the 4 player rampart style mode is so fun

22.02.2026 03:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

aw this is such a good pic of you

22.02.2026 03:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

This cow hung out with @pupchopper.bsky.social at the social today! And YOU should come hang with us at the next one! It's the 3rd Saturday of every month at the Lumberyard Bar in West Seattle! Be there or be square! 🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮

22.02.2026 03:06 — 👍 38 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0

aw that's a handsome gent! He looks like a buddy of mine

22.02.2026 01:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I love the style but I always get stuck after the first dungeon navigating to the second

22.02.2026 01:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Amazing fit.

22.02.2026 00:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

As someone with one of these I highly recommend it

21.02.2026 10:04 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That's a great fit

21.02.2026 09:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

my boyfriend back in 2014 laughed at me so hard trying to get through an early desert level and failing so, so badly

21.02.2026 06:18 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Self indulgent boxing thing

21.02.2026 05:47 — 👍 413 🔁 71 💬 10 📌 0

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