There may be a future for me in this, but who knows?
26.06.2025 01:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0There may be a future for me in this, but who knows?
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I love trying to guess what it is that the cats just knocked down before my partner goes to see
I just guessed plasticky, hollow, fell from at least 2 feet, could’ve been metal but it would have to be very thin
It was a hollow plastic broom and dustpan that’d been rested against the wall
Last week I opened the door as the mailman was walking up. Did I nod my head, close the door, and go on with my life? No. I told him I was waiting for my new drivers license and a credit card. I ruined two entire afternoons. I’m so sorry I’m like this, delivery people. I don’t want it, either.
04.06.2025 21:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.
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Revised National Parks Webpage Describes Harriet Tubman As Human Trafficker
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Wisdom Panel results are in and Chorizo is 42% diplodocus and 16% periscope. The rest is snackables
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Still making my way through the Discworld and I highly recommend it, especially for those times you just want to escape the outside world. Anyway, when I got to this passage I knew exactly what creature to post with it.
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Tuxedo cat with his back legs tucked like a diver on a wampa rug
“I meant,” said Ipslore bitterly, “what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?”
Death thought about it.
“CATS”, he said eventually. “CATS ARE NICE.”
- Terry Pratchett “Sourcery”
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@juliusgoat.bsky.social
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Common ground
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Get this dude on Broadway already
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here's today's post: "prosecutors to Donny: fuck straight off, we’re not dropping Eric Adams’ charges" — meet your new heroes of justice.
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Who left this tuxedo puddle on my wampa? 😤
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Head in the sand mode engage
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TIL I’m an Australian bird
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@tommysiegel.bsky.social posted a picture of @drunkcameraguy.bsky.social and I at Hellraiser
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Edward Coristine, of Musk’s (DOGE), launched an image-sharing website in 2021 that featured custom web addresses that referenced the sale of child rape media, racial slurs, and rape. He swore he would protect the identities of users who used the site to share images. #3E #EndImpunity #OpDeathEaters
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HE WAS PERFORMING AT A BIRTHDAY PARTY
“He instructs the audience to clap to the track’s beat before continuing. Eventually, as the clapping subsides, Rock angrily shouts out: “You know what, f*** y’all. You ain’t gonna clap, I’m gone.” He then leaves the stage.”
More like Kid Walk, am I right?🥸
