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Steve Hostetler

@stevehostetler.bsky.social

I write young adult mystery novels, poetry, and short stories. I block porn/spam accounts.

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No worries. It actually happens frequently enough that I sometimes interact with him online over it, and people getting us confused with each other is a running joke.

03.02.2026 17:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's not me. My last name is Hostetler. Also... We look nothing alike.

03.02.2026 15:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Me later:
What was that story idea I had? πŸ€”

03.02.2026 14:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah... Short story. Definitely
Wait... Are you sure YOU thought of it and didn't just see it somewhere, and then forget you saw it?
I think it was me.
What if you're wrong and it's very recently been done?
Better Google it.
NO! Just write it!
I'm hungry.
What should I make for breakfast? πŸ€”

03.02.2026 14:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Me to myself just now:
πŸ§ πŸ’‘
That's a great story idea!
But is it a short story idea or a novel idea? πŸ€”
Short story... I think.

03.02.2026 14:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I am neither a Republican nor a Democrat. I have never identified with either party. If today, you are celebrating the murder of Charlie Kirk, let me say the same thing to you that I said to those who celebrated the death of Ruth Bader Ginsburg. You are an awful person. Please unfollow me.

11.09.2025 01:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Posse Comitatus Act (18 U.S.C. Β§ 1385)Prohibits use of U.S. Army and Air Force (and by extension, Navy, Marine Corps, and Space Force) for domestic law enforcement unless expressly authorized by Congress.Applies to the National Guard only when federalized (i.e., under Title 10 status).
GO READ IT!

26.08.2025 07:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No worries. And yes. I am. It happens all the time.

26.06.2025 22:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm NOT Steve Hoffstetter. I'm Steve Hostetler.

26.06.2025 19:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon character says i 'm ... i 'm real ALT: a cartoon character says i 'm ... i 'm real

That which makes you a real writer is the act of writing.

01.06.2025 03:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It unfortunately happens frequently. You are not the first, and you will not be the last. No worries.

01.06.2025 02:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wrong Steve. My last name is Hostetler. Not Hofstetler.

31.05.2025 19:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I did something!

13.05.2025 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Agents and Editors,
Should I mention my BA in Psychology or my MFA in Creative Writing in a query letter if the letter is strong without it? (I'm querying a YA/thiller that does involve mental illness.)

29.04.2025 22:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes! 100%. I grew up in the 80's and 90's and there were a lot of knockoffs, but no one watched them.

28.04.2025 08:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fellow mystery/thriller authors and horror folks, at this point, I think we can safely say that stabby is an adjective we all use. I think it should be in the dictionary. What say you?

26.04.2025 17:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

youtube.com/shorts/ihlette…
I don't know how it's possible for someone to be this old and this stupid at the same time. This person should not be allowed to vote. Ever. Not sorry.

20.04.2025 17:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Stevie Wonder-Pastime Paradise
YouTube video by SpartanVc Stevie Wonder-Pastime Paradise

Anyone else who grew up in the late 80's and 90's not know Gangster's Paradise sampled this:
youtu.be/_H3Sv2zad6s?...
Get outta here! My mind is blown right now!

16.04.2025 01:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Let me get this straight... We basically lived through Contagion and every other apocalyptic pandemic movie ever made in 2020. Now, AI is running a muck and we're bringing back prehistoric wolves? Are we trying to live through Terminator and Jurassic Park next?

12.04.2025 02:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yep.

11.04.2025 18:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why do people who don't write think that writers view their undeveloped premise ideas as a valuable commodity? Having a story idea is NOT the hard part of writing. There aren't enough days left of my life to tell all the stories in my head. I don't need your ideas. None of us do.

11.04.2025 05:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Apparently, all it took to get rid of Musk was for Republicans to lose a State Supreme Court seat in Wisconsin. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Who knew? 🀣 🀣 🀣 🀣

04.04.2025 01:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I completed a graduate teaching certificate in online instruction and curriculum development today!
#WritingCommunity

17.03.2025 22:42 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The algorithm must think I enjoy the fact that our names are so similar that people either confuse me for you or think I'm using a fake name, because I keep running into your posts accidentally. At any rate, this one was worth a like. 🀣

17.03.2025 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I thought you were joking. That's a serious proclamation?

10.03.2025 20:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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10.03.2025 09:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If that is the job of a guardian angel, then mine is a lazy bum who's not good at his job, and he should have been tossed out on his ass years ago for napping at work.

05.03.2025 06:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

So, I was singing along with Beautiful Girls by Sean Kingston, and when I got to the "Suicidal... Suicidal ... 🎢" part, Alexa thought I summoned her, and she gave me the number to the suicide prevention hotline. Hahahahahahahaha! 🀣 🀣 🀣

25.02.2025 20:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Aluminium was actually a misspelling by a reporter at The Quarterly Review in the September - December 1812 issue. To be fair, many Americans do butcher the language horribly and should be hanged for the crime, but Brits are likewise guilty.

22.02.2025 00:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The next time you hear a British person say we Americans speak English incorrectly, kindly inform them that they objectively pronounce many words incorrectly. Aluminum is not pronounced or spelled Aluminium. So sayeth the British chemist Humphry Davy who named it.

22.02.2025 00:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0