#hand #pixelart

Some wire wrap jewelry I made recently.

ai wrote my son a very impressive resume, and his only work experience is moderating a subreddit about giving yourself diarrhea on purpose

What a great opportunity to make a bag. I fully support selling out here.

Dark Souls 3 - Twin Princes' Greatsword

Elden Ring - Godskin Peeler

he is throwing up a lot of orange liquid. i showed him Mewtwo and he thinks hes Mewtwo now . crazy thing is... I think he might be right

The nail scissors were a red herring I was just peeing in the sink again bahaha

I think it’s time that we put this whole chapter [where I was exposed as a repellent sleazebag] behind us, for the good of everyone [me].

Star Trek The Next Generation scene. Riker, in a blue bathrobe and blue jam jams, braces himself for steadiness at the door coming onto the bridge from a turbo lift. He looks hungover and exhausted. Closed caption reads, "It was worth it."

i need a 52 year old man with $800 billion to impregnate my wife . i am worried our offspring wont be sufficiently feeble and/or annoying

#CaturdayEve

Star Trek The Original Series scene. Montgomery Scott, in his red uniform and with a floral red velvety looking backdrop, looks happy. Like, just SO happy. He's beaming, not StarTrek beaming, just happy beaming. Closed caption reads: [BANGING]

#NoContextValentine

#yeet #pixelart #rpgmaker2003

(severely condescending tone) Umm let me explain something to you sweetie: [objectively the wrongest information you've ever heard]

Drake makes music for people who think salt is spicy.

"Say Drake..."

an orange cat in a semi-dark room is peeking out from a footstool that has a cat cave built into it. the foot still is shaped like a hippopotamus so he’s looking out from a hippo’s belly

Jorts come watch tv. Jorts let’s clean your ears. Jorts put your toys away. Jorts do your timesheets. Jorts you’ve been in the hippo all day. Why are they so obsessed just let me stay in the hippo

My trolls have enlisted me into the Green Berets, the most elite fighting force in all the land. This was the last thing I ever wanted

Ex-Israeli war chief confirms issuing Hannibal Directive to kill own civilians, soldiers on 7 Oct Israeli forces used attack helicopters, drones, and tanks to kill their own civilians and soldiers while blaming the deaths on Hamas

Israel killed its own people to prevent them being taken hostage during Oct 7 & then used the larger death toll to justify genociding Palestinians & killing what hostages were taken, & it's only confirmed now because those in charge of the killing are fighting eachother.
thecradle.co/articles-id/...

Elden Ring is a horror game.

today's power lines are from serial experiments lain (episode 1)

The cover of WORLD OF HORROR's ost on vinyl

This WORLD OF HORROR vinyl cover goes way too hard