Tarith Averin

I'll always be obsessed with this edit made by @tommchenry.bsky.social

rip to everyone interviewed by chotiner for their hubris but im different. and better. maybe even better than chotiner.

The looney tunes were right

Brain full of stupid memey thoughts instead of productive ones

Cute text over a sky background in the pokopia font that treats: "help, I'm stuck in the pokopia font factory"

German photographer Christian Vieler captures the hilarious moments when dogs try to catch treats mid-air.

[📹 vieler. photography]

Honestly I think the leadup to the Iraq war was worse than all this because the buy-in was so all-encompassing. I keep asking myself how anyone could fall for it again but the thing is, they mostly haven't

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The entire millennial identity is being prepared and groomed for a version of the world that stopped existing by the time we reached it

we slammed into a horizon painted on a brick wall like fucking looney tunes

No IP is allowed to end

Bedside keurig could solve this

I need season 2 NOW #dungeonmeshi

Reblog by @microsff · 9 images 💬 114  🔁 44254  ❤️ 55866 · My first 100k post, after almost thirteen years on this site! Many huge thanks to @hb-not-the-pencil whose wonderful adaptation of my story has provided most of those no…

** Over on Tumblr, one of my stories has reached a milestone - 100k notes - largely thanks to the comic adaptation a reader made of it in 2024.
You can see it here:
www.tumblr.com/microsff/809...
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Go my little maid! KILL!

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A plate with a slice of toast topped with melty cheese and a scrambled egg made as a style curd

#tarithcooks
Breakfast is better when there's carbs and egg

A bowl held in a hand, rotini pasta with a light coating of pesto sits in the bowl, a few specks of caramelized onion and some rounds of sausage are visible mixed in

#tarithcooks
Pesto on chickpea pasta with some chicken and apple sausage and a little bit of caramelized onion

(Got eager and started eating before photo)

My weirdest creation is almost old enough to drink.

A pinball machine edited to look like Balatro is being smashed with sledgehammer by a man in a suit and fedora.

NEW VIDEO ALERT:
Balatro of the Year and the monetization of hope
Part review of Dogpile, part update on indie game trends, and part anxiety about the state of gambling in America.

youtu.be/HRUrZpglxhk

Error
What error?
Secret
Uh... on the users table
Jail

Hey, so we got a trojan horse
ag.ny.gov/press-releas...

a screenshot of a post from tumblr user slutdge. the text reads: i love being a pervert online with all of you. and below is an image of three generic cartoon people staring at each other with their arms on each others’ shoulders, smiling and blushing.

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We literally know now that anti-trans legislation was pushed by a pedophile ring to allow a pedophile ring to serve a pedophile ring’s interests, and legislators have decided the best course of action is to keep doing what the pedophile ring wants.

"The Minoan focus of my Art History skill means I can dodge their attack by emulating the bull-leaping ritual depicted in pottery fragments..."

For the hyper that only gets length and not girth

It's gonna be a real Time this year

"Artists peak at 30", "30 under 30", "by 30 you should" ridiculous. Arts industries capital craves young people to exploit and burn out. It doesn't want older artists thriving and guiding the young. It also doesn't want artists to exist. Stop letting cannibals tell you you only matter on a plate.