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@fergusm.bsky.social

#UglyDogs Dubliner, Socialist, Internationalist, Humanist, walker, increasingly furious He/him Now 25% cheaper than last year

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Trump Pardons Giuliani and Others Involved in Effort to Overturn 2020 Election

Congrats to the eight Democrats who gave this regime a huge win over the weekend. Hereโ€™s your reward.

www.nytimes.com/2025/11/10/u...

10.11.2025 12:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1262    ๐Ÿ” 348    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 22    ๐Ÿ“Œ 14
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โ€˜Thereโ€™s a reason Russia has troll farms. Thereโ€™s a reason people hire bots.โ€™

Natasha Devon worries that people are getting โ€˜a completely false ideaโ€™ of Britain from Twitter.

10.11.2025 13:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 81    ๐Ÿ” 18    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Ghislaine Maxwell reportedly โ€˜much happierโ€™ after prison transfer by Trump officials Jeffrey Epstein associate, serving 20 years for sex-trafficking crimes, is now in minimum-security federal prison in Texas

Source: The Guardian
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Well, that's nice for her.

10.11.2025 13:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

10.11.2025 05:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 26618    ๐Ÿ” 8296    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 328    ๐Ÿ“Œ 378

Both, tingly at first then numbing.

Not colorblind

10.11.2025 11:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

((โœŠ))

10.11.2025 11:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Have considered fleeing to the mountains and finding a nice cave?

07.11.2025 09:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I concur

03.11.2025 22:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

N'ah

She's a cunt

03.11.2025 21:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Don't think he ever got one

03.11.2025 11:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Henry Kissinger and Aung San Suu Kyi

Have entered the chat

03.11.2025 11:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The children yearn for the mines

02.11.2025 23:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

T'was the witch of november come stealin'

02.11.2025 18:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fuck off you patronising cunt

02.11.2025 15:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Eat it you f*$cking cowards

02.11.2025 12:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And a wave broke over the railing

02.11.2025 09:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It'll start oozing from your nose and ears just in time for Halloween

30.10.2025 13:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Maybe your brain is expanding

30.10.2025 13:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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๐ŸŸจ๐ŸŸฉโฌ›๐ŸŸจโฌ›
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๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ

Can we be besties?

30.10.2025 12:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hey, no kink shaming

23.10.2025 11:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Maybe he's confused common and Roscommon?

20.10.2025 19:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sweet mother of Jesus, that map!

20.10.2025 19:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

J. D. VANCE: We need to end DEI.

MONKEYโ€™S PAW: (raises one finger)

17.10.2025 02:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3476    ๐Ÿ” 823    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 41    ๐Ÿ“Œ 23

Hey, no kink shaming

14.10.2025 18:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@muppybean.bsky.social

Well I think that clears everything up nicely

14.10.2025 18:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jeez, this is the thanks I get for trying to help

14.10.2025 11:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How about we call all the Jens Alan instead?

14.10.2025 10:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is there anything to be said for a protest to protest the protest embargo?

14.10.2025 00:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I got like three fiddy

14.10.2025 00:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is quite alarming

11.10.2025 10:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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