Skander Halim

Fox News Decries Woke Casting Of Indian Man As Star Of ‘Sankranthiki Vasthunam’

Fox News Decries Woke Casting Of Indian Man As Star Of ‘Sankranthiki Vasthunam’ theonion.com/fox-new...

one day bud

Said in Sprockets voice

How the hell are there two Max Muncys playing at the same time? That’s like two Peyton Lists acting at the same time.

Begun this Trade War has.

What’s your favorite movie about a brutalist

holy shit

Saw a Cybertruck with the bumper sticker “Bought this before Elon went crazy,” and it’s like bro you still bought a Cybertruck.

In college I made two pothead friends watch Blue Velvet. One said, “This is the best fucking movie I’ve ever seen in my life.” The other said, “This movie is so fucking self-aware of itself.” RIP.

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I'd like to see a Venn diagram of the people who are sad about David Lynch and Bob Uecker passing away because that overlap...I bet those are my kind of people.

Elon Musk: Why isn’t there enough water in California?

Grok (burning through an entire lake to generate an answer): Wokeness

How right-wing media is like improv theater Improv theater is known for improvisation, audience participation and riffing on memes and stories circulating on social and traditional media – all hallmarks of right-wing media.

Oh no.

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Wouldn’t it now just be screengrabs of e-mails?

It followed me! Creepy!

Discovered there's a way to feel embarrassed and self-conscious while alone. It's called "journaling."

Pro Writing Tip: If you outline first, you won’t get stuck in the second act of the draft and give up. You’ll get stuck in the second act of the outline and give up.

If the following nostalgia pieces came out now, these are the years they would be set in:

American Graffiti: 2013
The Wonder Years: 2004
Freaks & Geeks: 2005
Dazed and Confused: 2007

If you “color-blind” cast a South Asian for a white role, great! But consider changing their character name. We generally don’t use western first names like our East Asian brethren. For example, I’m the whitest South Asian I know, and look at my fucking name.