internet possum ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ - 0.3 Megapixels

they always say yee haw... but never ask how yee - possum in a cowboy hat

yes! ha ha ha yes!

wtf look at this massager, its a little creature that humps your neck!

big aaaa

man is a money-making animal, which propensity too often interferes with his benevolence

Look sharp, all of ye! There are whales hereabouts!

lost in the sauce

Johnny Cash eating cake in a bush

reminds me of Johnny Cash high in a bush eating cake

i have this tshirt lol

brutal interrogation of my sexuality

hell yea. ive got a baggy of home grown ghosts i need to grind up myself

probably upset that he's not the one bombing them

i've met a couple of people who got into glassblowing in a laboratory setting and kept it up as a hobby outside of work even teaching beginner classes, but i cant imagine it's something easy to make a living off of

"The year is 2003. I'm playing Pokemon Red while the US is at war in the Middle East and a new Scary Movie movie is coming out. The year is 2026. I'm playing Pokemon Fire Red while the US is at war in the Middle East and a new Scary Movie movie is coming out." "Imagine being a teenager in 2003 and seeing your kid going through the same shit in 2026 like you did 23 yrs ago."

M'DAY I'HT

my balls!

bodega cat

Front cover to British Goblins (1880), a book of Welsh myth and folklore. Amongst the supernatural beings described are "Bwbachod", friendly goblins who help out with chores; and "Gwyllion", female fairies who haunt the mountain roads: https://buff.ly/3tjKPFI #StDavidsDay

bashful

this is a fun one! love it

definitely still relevant

A possum sitting in a barn at night, with a haystack next to him, partly covered by bedsheets. He has an abandonned game of solitaire to his right and is now playing 5-person blackjack. A footprint and a feather, next to an ace of hearts and a seven of hearts, are visible among the hay that covers the floor. The moon, above a field limited by a fence, is visible from a window.

So @floracatz.bsky.social drew my character last time, and in the spirit of art-fighting, I also drew theirs!
Here is Naim, all alone and all pensive, sleeping in a barn when everyone else is sleeping in a proper bed. I don't know, he wanted to be weird. Are his cards enough to keep him compagny?

never

emotional support human

nanner on a stick

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