Wyn Harper

My phone forced an update on me despite auto updates being off and now nothing works properly. I’m losing my mind a little bit.

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In three weeks, I get to eat a hot dog at a baseball game.

My mother's father a captain in the Navy during WWII (present at the Japanese surrender) who was also a farmer, an engineer, a preacher, and, later, a college professor. He marched with students in protest against the Vietnam War.

I don't even live in Texas, but the purest glee I'd experience if this woman beat Greg Abbott would sustain me for weeks.

Seems like the media should at least express some curiosity about this.

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She’s helped my bum ass Spanish so much.

I missed seeing her in concert last year (I think? Idk what year it is) and I’ve been pissed ever since.

Have you been living under a rock, babe?

Who can reply: anyone, nobody, people who can be normal about it.

trying out a new feature, lmk if it works

I've always called them HABs

Like I said on LinkedIn, this is a bad product that is bad for people. People should feel bad for buying it, using it, developing it, doing marketing for it, and otherwise contributing to its existence. (This is not about the Kenyan gig workers)

we really need to bring back social shaming

I mean, I have insurance but I have the wrong plan so I cannot touch anything until it has been fixed.

Guess whose medical insurance did not go through when the new policy year started yesterday. MINE. Guess who has to buy her medication but cannot do so because she does not have insurance. THAT'S RIGHT! IT'S ME!

I thought I finally felt confident enough to start wading back into the dating pool but then I saw a post about plus size girls in the dating world and all that confidence just went right tf away again.

"That's the way it is," says the five-time draft dodger to our military families who fear their loved one in uniform could be next.

What a disgrace.

I tuned in late and didn't see it! I got sucked into Hello Kitty Island Adventure and forgot what time it was.

Harrison Ford's speech made me cry. That In Memoriam beat my ass. Michael B. Jordan made me cry. WE'RE CRYING TONIGHT!!!!

I love walking out of the room and walking back in to see Kimmich hammer one in. Love u, twin.

I'm already sick of "It's all a distraction from Epstein" replies. This regime is killing innocent people because our leaders are all power-hungry tyrants and war profiteers. When you say it's "just a distraction" you minimize the gravity of what's happening and the lives lost.

I still hate the English prick but I do love it when my boys are winning.

Dad came in and turned the Bayern game on. Immediately started hollering when he saw Musiala. Please never hurt his boy again, world.

I don’t know, maybe we should stop naming wars like they’re video games. “Operation Bombed a Little Girls’ School” is more accurate.

i'm sorry for laughing but this is hilarious

Less people on here to be weird towards me but I got too high too fast and that sucks but now I'm having meatball hoagies so does it really?

working on myself (getting much worse)

As someone who knows that the ultimate fate of Warner Brothers is to tank any entity foolish enough to purchase it, this might not be *all* bad.

People are always like what’s something you miss from the past and one of mine is antitrust laws

Me: *explaining Hobama to my Oma*
Her: ....this is why you can't find a husband.

This face says, "What do you mean they're saying more snow? Outside? I don't want that."

The SAVE Act is a federal election takeover attempt. Don't fall for this. Call your Senators and members of Congress NOW. Tell them to vote no, or you will vote them out of office!! Congressional Switchboard (202) 224-3121.