Old Joke: A Russian man goes to the local newsstand every morning. He buys the paper, reads the front page, then throws it away.

One morning the newsstand vendor asks him why he does this.

The man says, "I'm looking for an obituary."

"But that wouldn't be on the front page!"

"This one will."

Ooh! Some of the first Leopards-Eating-People's-Faces Party voters to feel the chomp.

Fucking Idiots. Zero sympathy.

This TikToker, Franchesca Leigh, is going mega viral for her new 'I Never Thought the Leopards Would Eat My Face' song that she sings over videos of Trump voters and stories about Trump voters whining after the election. This is perfection.