the coop this evening with possibly the most baffling musical choice i have ever experienced in a supermarket
01.12.2025 21:18 β π 443 π 119 π¬ 48 π 41@joe-heenan.bsky.social
Award losing stand up comedian
the coop this evening with possibly the most baffling musical choice i have ever experienced in a supermarket
01.12.2025 21:18 β π 443 π 119 π¬ 48 π 41Catch up with the latest episode
01.12.2025 18:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Noel Edmonds: Whoβs the first Noel?
His wife: Oh God. Not again.
Him: Do it.
Her (wearily): Youβre the first Noel.
*lovemaking commences*
Exactly mate.
There's no looking fierce in leviticus
Maga: Drag artists & same sex marriages have destroyed the morality of the United States
Also Maga: Seriously though, is raping a child really that bad?
Everything's better with googly eyes
12.11.2025 18:52 β π 21 π 3 π¬ 0 π 1New episode day and it's an absolute belter
open.spotify.com/episode/6Yv2...
This is happening tomorrow night in Glasgow.
Get your tickets here www.thestand.co.uk/performance/...
Emily was no help
21.10.2025 12:33 β π 280 π 33 π¬ 10 π 3This snooker table is fuckin' huge
19.10.2025 16:50 β π 21 π 4 π¬ 1 π 0How to deal with an attacker
15.10.2025 18:50 β π 44 π 4 π¬ 1 π 0While Stu & Joe get geared up for Season 2, please enjoy this fine example of mirthful quizzery from the archives of our Patreon page. Enjoy.
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NEW EPISODE DAY!!
From Thursday Murder Club to Lambs Of God.
In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, a vengeful ghost mouse and a murderous, rage-filled backside.
"I've got teethproof skin.β
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The existence of Betty Boo doing the do implies the existence of Betty Boothroyd doing the doothroyd
08.09.2025 14:13 β π 204 π 56 π¬ 3 π 2Get your tickets here for another live recording at The Glasgow Stand at the end of October.
It's bound to be another top laugh
www.thestand.co.uk/performance/...
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03.09.2025 10:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It's just the worst are the loudest, June
03.09.2025 10:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Here's my stupid face with a new haircut.
I hope you smashers are keeping well & remember, most folks are bloody aces
Really funny new episode.
Give it a listen
open.spotify.com/episode/07XU...
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Brilliant new episode with the fantastically funny Gareth Waugh
Here's Christopher Walken performing the theme tune to Are You Being Served
24.08.2025 13:38 β π 29 π 5 π¬ 0 π 1New episode day!
It's a special live show recorded at the Edinburgh fringe.
://open.spotify.com/episode/2wxTD5lHYxV15gLivfQDoc?si=r-xwHfuSS5iQSha1tyyY6A
From Poltergeist to The Spirit Of Amour.
In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, why gangsters and rock music don't mix and the risks of having an affordable hatchback care for your child.
"Low sugar Ribena for you next time."
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Catch up with the latest episode
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Tomorrow night!
Get your tickets here
www.thestand.co.uk/fringe/2435/...
Belting new episode
open.spotify.com/episode/2lIM...
Knew it
30.07.2025 20:54 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Top image: Sauron armored with the one ring, caption: But they were all of them deceived. Bottom image: the 9 Kings of men who would become Ring wraiths. Caption: for they were actually wedding rings, and they were now married to each other.
He got their asses
30.07.2025 00:18 β π 2740 π 427 π¬ 32 π 13Really funny new episode.
Give it a listen
open.spotify.com/episode/4aCN...