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Joe Heenan

@joe-heenan.bsky.social

Award losing stand up comedian

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the coop this evening with possibly the most baffling musical choice i have ever experienced in a supermarket

01.12.2025 21:18 β€” πŸ‘ 443    πŸ” 119    πŸ’¬ 48    πŸ“Œ 41

Catch up with the latest episode

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Noel Edmonds: Who’s the first Noel?

His wife: Oh God. Not again.

Him: Do it.

Her (wearily): You’re the first Noel.

*lovemaking commences*

30.11.2025 22:13 β€” πŸ‘ 106    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0

Exactly mate.
There's no looking fierce in leviticus

14.11.2025 09:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Maga: Drag artists & same sex marriages have destroyed the morality of the United States

Also Maga: Seriously though, is raping a child really that bad?

14.11.2025 09:39 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Everything's better with googly eyes

12.11.2025 18:52 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
Spotify – Web Player

New episode day and it's an absolute belter
open.spotify.com/episode/6Yv2...

29.10.2025 09:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Stu and Joe's Big Dumb Film Show - The Stand Comedy Club Stu and Joe loved talking about movies. Stu and Joe started a podcast. Stu and Joe had no idea what they were doing. Stu and Joe are now recording a live sho...

This is happening tomorrow night in Glasgow.
Get your tickets here www.thestand.co.uk/performance/...

28.10.2025 13:35 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Emily was no help

21.10.2025 12:33 β€” πŸ‘ 280    πŸ” 33    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 3
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This snooker table is fuckin' huge

19.10.2025 16:50 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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How to deal with an attacker

15.10.2025 18:50 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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While Stu & Joe get geared up for Season 2, please enjoy this fine example of mirthful quizzery from the archives of our Patreon page. Enjoy.

www.buzzsprout.com/2208783

24.09.2025 09:49 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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NEW EPISODE DAY!!
From Thursday Murder Club to Lambs Of God.
In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, a vengeful ghost mouse and a murderous, rage-filled backside.
"I've got teethproof skin.”
www.buzzsprout.com/2208783

17.09.2025 05:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The existence of Betty Boo doing the do implies the existence of Betty Boothroyd doing the doothroyd

08.09.2025 14:13 β€” πŸ‘ 204    πŸ” 56    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2
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Stu and Joe's Big Dumb Film Show - The Stand Comedy Club Stu and Joe loved talking about movies. Stu and Joe started a podcast. Stu and Joe had no idea what they were doing. Stu and Joe are now recording a live sho...

Get your tickets here for another live recording at The Glasgow Stand at the end of October.
It's bound to be another top laugh
www.thestand.co.uk/performance/...

05.09.2025 13:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜„

03.09.2025 10:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's just the worst are the loudest, June

03.09.2025 10:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Here's my stupid face with a new haircut.
I hope you smashers are keeping well & remember, most folks are bloody aces

03.09.2025 10:26 β€” πŸ‘ 39    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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Episode 113 - The Confusing Congo Conundrum

Really funny new episode.
Give it a listen
open.spotify.com/episode/07XU...

03.09.2025 09:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Episode 112 - The Two Sides Of Sandler

open.spotify.com/episode/562K...
Brilliant new episode with the fantastically funny Gareth Waugh

27.08.2025 08:40 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Here's Christopher Walken performing the theme tune to Are You Being Served

24.08.2025 13:38 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Episode 111 - Shop Window Kinks And Working Class Stranglers Stu & Joe's Big Dumb Film Show Β· Episode

New episode day!
It's a special live show recorded at the Edinburgh fringe.
://open.spotify.com/episode/2wxTD5lHYxV15gLivfQDoc?si=r-xwHfuSS5iQSha1tyyY6A

20.08.2025 09:13 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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From Poltergeist to The Spirit Of Amour.

In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, why gangsters and rock music don't mix and the risks of having an affordable hatchback care for your child.

"Low sugar Ribena for you next time."

www.buzzsprout.com/2208783

13.08.2025 08:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Episode 109 - The Globally Popular Film Noir Stu & Joe's Big Dumb Film Show Β· Episode

Catch up with the latest episode
open.spotify.com/episode/2lIM...

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Fringe Stu and Joe loved talking about movies. Stu and Joe started a podcast. Stu and Joe had no idea what they were doing. Stu and Joe are now recording a live sho...

Tomorrow night!
Get your tickets here
www.thestand.co.uk/fringe/2435/...

10.08.2025 08:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Episode 109 - The Globally Popular Film Noir Stu & Joe's Big Dumb Film Show Β· Episode

Belting new episode
open.spotify.com/episode/2lIM...

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Knew it

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Top image: Sauron armored with the one ring, caption: But they were all of them deceived. Bottom image: the 9 Kings of men who would become Ring wraiths. Caption: for they were actually wedding rings, and they were now married to each other.

Top image: Sauron armored with the one ring, caption: But they were all of them deceived. Bottom image: the 9 Kings of men who would become Ring wraiths. Caption: for they were actually wedding rings, and they were now married to each other.

He got their asses

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Episode 108 - DJs Of The African Savannah Stu & Joe's Big Dumb Film Show Β· Episode

Really funny new episode.
Give it a listen
open.spotify.com/episode/4aCN...

30.07.2025 07:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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