🦇 matty 🌝

OH my god. Oh my god? Well now I do too

Ok one last post. What I'm getting from the most recent HS update is that Dirk is Gavin Newsom and his weird racist horse son is Gavin Newsom's weird racist horse son, and Vriska (vriska)? Is there ?

this is how I talk........you KICK miette!?!?!

like most things in my life ive been in denial about dealing w rsd when I was younger but like I saw a post one time w 2k likes that said "people who type like this.........are annoying as fuck" and I was instantly like well it's never been more over for me............

oh also! Thrift and antique stores. Everyone loves a funny little object. Even if it ends up flopping, a friend will be happy you thought of them 😺 u got it

"object that they can place in their home and it reminds them of you" and "practical gift you would like to receive" my advice to you 🫵 a bad friend would not stress

thank god I have tomorrow off because . I thought today was Saturday ALL day.

If they were doing this in canon......... I'd still be asking these questions.

Sorry...in fic? Not in canon. In fic.

this is actually how people write their dynamic in canon for some reason actually. Why are they always swapping files. That's not real. There's nothing in that file. Your boss is just leaving the office to fuck his husband in HIS office. Can someone ask them why they can't just have sex at home.

reading a yuri called love my boss [wife] and it's just office au narumitsu.

There's no "regular politics" anymore because you can no longer maintain the idea that we all agree on common goals but we only differ about the means of getting there or whatever. The guys in charge now are plainly amoral, sadistic nihilists. They delight in it! You can't civilly disagree with that

Look I just want to remind everyone I was estranged from this man for like, 15+ years so if I can have these weird ass uncomfortable conversations about the rise of fascism, so can u. It DOES help if your parent has smoked pot at least once.

Oh lol. He was also like "but your gen hasn't really seen war?" And I was like. What the fuck are u talking about. 9/11? Beheadings on TV? School shootings? The constant war on terror news feed? Live leak????? Reddit on a random Tuesday morning?? You had an uncle who was a Vietnam vet with ptsd.

Sending my dad the "Obama & Biden deported an insanely large amount of people compared to Trump" chart to really ruin his evening wine time

YOU can radicalize your father:
1. Wine
2. Funny* YouTube video (must include state violence)
3. (Optional) Inherent charisma of eldest daughter, but does produce best results.

I was like "dad that shit they did to the frog? Theyve BEEN doing that...and Obama blamed the PROTESTORS!!" and he went completely silent and was like. "....obama did that? 😟" Like I ran his puppy over in front of him

telling my dad that Obama "broke my heart" when he's 2 glasses of wine in to our phone conversation and we had a talk about how him fucking up the BLM movement has basically gotten us here re: the funny Portland frog video he saw

it tastes fine. My entire kitchen smells like melted Tootsie rolls now though.

guys I don't have ground coffee I only have concentrated cold brew but it's freezing outside and my kid demands me to come out with her. How evil is it to microwave cold brew. Will I go to hell

Sent these to my dad and he said "are those the chicken things you told me about" he's learning 🧡

Soldiers at the Bass Pro Shops pyramid in Memphis, TN.

> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

24th anniversary
#aceattorney

Homophobic dog I know what you are meme

I was looking at system comics btw. I feel like that makes this funnier. Honestly felt like shrieking and hopping up and down on a kitchen chair like a housewife spotting a mouse

inky wanderer sponsored Tumblr post. The caption reads "homemade mochi plush" the photo is of a handmade "mochi" style plush of Russia from hetalia. He seems to be made out of a thin sock or stocking material and has a drawn on face with marker.

Cat with huge black eyes and no ears white fur incredibly blurry and alienlike

tumblr ads ......

A big dead tree with old chicken of the woods mushrooms all over it. It's next to a giant pile of poison ivy vines :) the sun is shining through the leaves in the background. The sky is a bright blue.

Close up of the old chicken of the woods. It's usually a brighter yellow-orange color, but it's faded and wrinkly. It's growing out of the side of a dead tree in a large cluster

hiii. my foot fell asleep while sitting next to this thing . help

Superstar Cop

#harrydubois #discoelysium #discoelysiumfanart

people are very weird about wolfwood in ways that make it difficult to find trustworthy trigun artists..................

HAPPY STARGAZE DAY!! MILLY COME HOME #TRIGUNSTARGAZE