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This is just that fucking uh. Call and response style learning or whatever. Where you drill Sargent your way step by step through a craft. That like every other US teacher does now. God. I'm so glad I don't teach anymore.

Dominatrix but they make you do an arts and crafts project.

Nothing purchased recently btw. This is. Most of my things are craft supplies I've hoarded or been gifted over the years. As you fuck I just remembered I wanted to pack the lesson plan books.

The thing is that watching a grown adults eyes light up when you let them play for a second is like crack to me so. When I get to bring out all my shiny goodies I cant help but think "ooooh what if they haven't seen THIS!" and then I shove it in the bag. I almost packed empty wine bottles.

prepped for art thing I'm teaching tomorrow for coworkers and I think I went a little overboard with supplies. There's like 2 full tjmaxx bags of random craft stuff + examples and I told them we were just making journals. Lol

really like how otacon failgirl coded the new protag is. And she has very specific mom trauma. this is like bait for sickos like me and Vinny vinesauce.

(me laying sideways watching Vinny poke a mounted raccoon in resident evil 9) girl...shit indeed

vinny, quietly: oh no, the raccoon fell over
vinny, even quieter still: shit

nnnnggghhoooo !!
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I think Nintendo deciding to put a random Thwomp behind bars in a Mario Kart track and everyone immediately becoming obsessed with how to free him for years afterwards is something that shows the beauty of humanity

black and white pencil style digital drawing of Nuisance braiding Hero’s hair because Hero’s arm is broken. She is visibly struggling with the task. She is heavily scarred and tattooed and also has a bunch of bandaged open wounds. She's butch as hell, with a mullet, in a ribbed tank top and boxers. Notably, she has a ton of scarring over one eye, but is not currently wearing an eyepatch. She sits in their unmade bed (with pillowcases still monogramed for Hero's dead wife) and Hero sits on the ground in front of her, on a cowskin rug. Hero is wearing a slip and slippers with cartoon bears on the toes. She's holding a book that says "braiding made easy" for Nuisance to read as she works. Hero's looking off to the side, relaxed and pleasant, but clearly a little doubtful. She is covered in freckles and hickeys and has a cast on her right arm. The braids Nuisance has given her are really bad.

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Oh wait. Does japanifornia have universal health care. Because that changes things if not. They would absolutely courthouse wedding it up for insurance purposes. Sorry I was in socialist utopia mode where no one suffers.

I do think they'd humor everyone and do like. An anniversary celebration or something similar in lieu of a wedding. They are lawyers after all. Big family destination trip or something similar. But def not a wedding in a traditional sense.

And their bdsm agreement. Of course.

Phoenix would be into it but that's because he's still a bit of a chauvinist and a romantic (neg). Edgeworth would think the whole thing is impractical and archaic. The closest thing they get to a legally binding marriage is co-adopting Trucy.

I don't think they would get married. Narumitsu I mean. I mean Edgeworth says as much and everyone takes it like "see he's ace" I don't think you understand the culture around marriage. It is by and for heterosexual weirdos and kinda always has been by design.

Also I forgot the tag for established relationships and defaulted to believing in the sanctity of marriage here. Sorry.

Me typing "married m(iles edgeworth/phoenix wright)" only for ao3 to give me a lovely tip: hetalia f/f sort: kudos

oh don't be ridiculous. tip: search the desert for the ocean.

Honestly I get it

telling the group chat I went to go stand in the woods yesterday and it helped and my brother sends back typhlosion driving a Honda Accord along the seaside contemplatively. everyone has their thing.

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fanart on Close Shave fic from dinah_the_mighty on ao3!!
i love man boobs 😔🤲

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this says a lot about society

i pledge allegiance to the fag of the united gays of america

Two days in a row folks

Why fireworks if no dead president. It February

Do you think the new york times has zero power within the system/isn't backed by the very same people/organizations pushing the anti-trans legislation? Because ....

youtu.be/OWvKnTCG9p0?... in case you have similar brain problems

the funniest part of the video for me was the mom like two days prior filming the parking lot of their Atlantic City hotel and remarking how beautiful it was. Then she zoomed in on a hot sweaty guy in tiny shorts. And not discreetly.