Calumn

Tried and failed to buy a ticket for the B52s in Glesga this June 😭. If any of you lovely people have managed to get some and have a spare I’ll buy it, plus a few rounds!

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

It's very "Scot Squad Cyber Crime Unit"

But where's the dog?

I had to check for teapots

Might nip into town for a quick pint, there's never anything on on a Thursday.

Using AI in education is like using an exoskeleton in the gym

Cocktail Salami with Summer Truffle. They're called "Bastides"

What's Sean Bean's favorite snack?

Fair fa’ your honest, sonsie face,
Great Chieftain o’ the Puddin-race!
What immortal hand or eye,
Could frame thy fearful symmetry?

#OdeToATigerHaggis

"I'm a self-facilitating media node"

Out on the RanDan?

Was it me or did this get cut off awfully quickly?

Louvre worthy

using the Gail Ann Dorsey version not the Annie Lennox one is a crime.

We've removed the paywall from this guide so everyone can access it. 👇 Stay safe.

Looking forward to the BBC rushing out "Mrs Brown's Enders"

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I SCREAMED www.instagram.com/reel/DSaex-X...

The graph itself is off-white, which is enough to set my suspicions off.

The artist formerly known as Prince was a beta tester for the first Oregon Trail (he was in third grade at the school near the developers)

4 boats!

Poseur! Same boat just making a menace of itself, they're turning round now (coming around is it?)

Same boat, only smaller - there's an absolute unit if a cruise liner departing and a tiny sailboat between the two

A military vessel, just sitting there off the coast of Madeira. There's a helicopter on the back and everything!

We got a visit from en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NRP_Dom...
@dreadships.bsky.social

2 street food vans, one called "Drinks on Wheels" and the other "Kebab on Wheels" offering and easy clear pun about Belle & Sebastian's 1997 Debut EP "Dog on Wheels"

Belle and Sebastian themed streetfood (and drink!) vans. Nice.

Me and Gary 'Mani' Mountfield, at the San Siro Stadium on March 17th 1999

Fuck, he was one of the good guys. RIP fella

Credit card fraud Black neon tetras committed credit card fraud during a 2023 livestream by "Mutekimaru Channel" on YouTube. The owner was using motion-tracking software to turn the fish's movements into Nintendo Switch inputs, letting them "play" video games. 8 In 2020, the fish beat Pokemon Sapphire after 3,195 hours, a feat that takes about 30 hours for a typical human. 9/ 181 On January 14, 2023, Pokémon Violet crashed at 1,144 hours, giving the fish free access to the main menu. They entered inputs that opened Nintendo eShop, added 500 yen ($3.85 USD) to their owner's account, and exposed his credit card details on the livestream. 10) 11) Mutekimaru later requested a refund of the 500 yen from Nintendo. l12) "Fish eagerly read the terms and conditions. Many of us humans don't read the terms of service, but fish are smarter than we are" - caption from Mutekimaru in a video about the incident 12) The fish also downloaded an N64 emulator, set up PayPal, used reward points to buy an avatar, and changed Mutekimaru's Nintendo account name to "ROWAWAWA*". 13, After about seven hours, their movements shut down the Switch. 14)

Fish have committed credit card fraud

Yeah, so that was supposed to be the alt text to the picture, and the picture was supposed to be a new thread entirely, but 1) I was intellectually compromised and 2) I can't be bothered fixing it because I'm on holiday. 'pologies (or as the Danish say"Undskylyd" )

Sorry, translated to undskylyd by Google (ai?) translate, and the pronunciation gratefully corrected by the danish couple behind us during the game.
Lovely people.