Pragmatical 🇨🇦

I can’t even with Kushner’s forever frozen Botox face.

Private Bonespurs has spoken, like the hardened military veteran he is.

Can you please step up your media and voice a united Canada stance. Give Albertans something to vote for instead of voting against Smith

Provide Albertans with a vision they can buy into b/c it meets their values and desire for a united Canada

That was my very first thought on hearing that production might be curtailed. If she’d had the capacity to wage war in the middle east herself, she’d have done it just to boost oil prices.

Baying Hounds in a Fractured World: The Fox Is Not Yet Run to Ground A more nuanced view of the Prime Minister Mark Carney's response to the US-Israel attack

Baying Hounds in a Fractured World: The Canadian Fox Is Not Yet Run to Ground

A more nuanced view of the Prime Minister @mark-carney.bsky.social's response to the US-Israel attack
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If you spend time in the bad place, you’re hearing this claim a lot:

Alberta sends $23B more to Ottawa than it gets back. If we separated, we’d erase the $9B deficit and have a $14B surplus.

It sounds simple. It’s wrong. Here's why. 🧵

Baying Hounds in a Fractured World: The Fox Is Not Yet Run to Ground A more nuanced view of the Prime Minister Mark Carney's response to the US-Israel attack

Baying hounds, shut up long enough to read this.

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Commenters here just can’t do real-world complicated, can you?

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People will die if Trump tries to make good on his 51 state and Greenland threats too.

When someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time.

Moooooom!! the US is being US-ian again!!

Evidence, please. Oh wait…

People who are only concerned with performativity don’t think that much.

Is he with the Ministry of Truth?

No doubt.

He’s super-obliterating them now. They will be so super-obliterated that it’ll make obliterating them the first time look like something the Dems might have done.

And the more Nobel Peace Prizes you can win.

Ugh, not me. It’s not like he’s browsing bazaars or relaxing on the beach. He has to be “on” 24/7 while he’s there. I doubt he remembers much about any of the countries he visits as PM.

Exactly. He’s not a micromanager. I’m confused by people who seem to think he needs to be hip deep in every file himself.

New Canadian trade deal with India only allows for 1 assassination per year OTTAWA - Prime Minister Mark Carney and Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi have reportedly outlined a first draft of the Comprehensive Economic Partnership Agreement, which includes a sub-clause limi...

New Canadian trade deal with India only allows for 1 assassination per year

Once again, their kids will have to die or develop life-long health issues due to completely preventable causes before the penny drops for these parents.

Wait — so we have too many immigrants and not enough, you know, people?

Technically true… they plan to adopt the US dollar. Because that’s what truly sovereign, independent nations do.

We should be tax-free now if that were true…

They’re already a nuclear state, so…

Canadians travelling to the US advised to not fucking do that OTTAWA - Canadians thinking of planning a trip to the United States are being advised by the Government of Canada to perhaps consider going anywhere else on the entire fucking planet for their summer ...

Canadians travelling to the US advised to not fucking do that

Heated Rivalry fans unfamiliar with concept hockey players might be gross TORONTO - Fans of the smash hit romance show Heated Rivalry, many of whom have also become fans of hockey, are expressing confusion at the discovery that the overwhelming majority of real life hockey ...

Heated Rivalry fans unfamiliar with concept hockey players might be gross

Oh, but we only need to rely on oil revenues…

I bet he’s easier to deport though.