Pragmatical 🇨🇦

Moooooom!! the US is being US-ian again!!

Evidence, please. Oh wait…

People who are only concerned with performativity don’t think that much.

Is he with the Ministry of Truth?

No doubt.

He’s super-obliterating them now. They will be so super-obliterated that it’ll make obliterating them the first time look like something the Dems might have done.

And the more Nobel Peace Prizes you can win.

Ugh, not me. It’s not like he’s browsing bazaars or relaxing on the beach. He has to be “on” 24/7 while he’s there. I doubt he remembers much about any of the countries he visits as PM.

Exactly. He’s not a micromanager. I’m confused by people who seem to think he needs to be hip deep in every file himself.

New Canadian trade deal with India only allows for 1 assassination per year OTTAWA - Prime Minister Mark Carney and Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi have reportedly outlined a first draft of the Comprehensive Economic Partnership Agreement, which includes a sub-clause limi...

New Canadian trade deal with India only allows for 1 assassination per year

Once again, their kids will have to die or develop life-long health issues due to completely preventable causes before the penny drops for these parents.

Wait — so we have too many immigrants and not enough, you know, people?

Technically true… they plan to adopt the US dollar. Because that’s what truly sovereign, independent nations do.

We should be tax-free now if that were true…

They’re already a nuclear state, so…

Canadians travelling to the US advised to not fucking do that OTTAWA - Canadians thinking of planning a trip to the United States are being advised by the Government of Canada to perhaps consider going anywhere else on the entire fucking planet for their summer ...

Canadians travelling to the US advised to not fucking do that

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Heated Rivalry fans unfamiliar with concept hockey players might be gross

Oh, but we only need to rely on oil revenues…

I bet he’s easier to deport though.

Note to all those who whined about how top-heavy AHS administration supposedly was before Dani took a chainsaw to it…

And guess who will get blamed for that? Calgary city council.

Well, she’s multiplied the administrative costs of the healthcare system 11-fold without similarly increasing the number of healthcare providers. She’s got that to show for it… :/

What is with the…

Never mind.

Steve understands how the world works.

In other words, “we have no clue what’s going to happen, so let’s keep building it and find out.”

Definitely. They fill an information vacuum (perceived or real) and provide a feeling of certainty and clarity.

Nanos poll showing Canadians’ response to a question: do you think the US is a trustworthy ally of Canada? Around 75% disagree.

Some of you say, “Joy is greater than sorrow,” and others say, “Nay, sorrow is the greater.”

But I say unto you, they are inseparable.

Together they come, and when one sits alone with you at your board, remember that the other is asleep upon your bed.

-Rumi “The Prophet”

God-fearing conservative open to fearing everything else as well LONDON, ON - Self-professed "god-fearing Christian" and registered Conservative voter Graham Cortland has recently expressed an openness to being afraid of numerous other aspects of everyday life.

God-fearing conservative open to fearing everything else as well

Your whole personality is memes, isn’t it?