Sonar

(He tosses a pack.)

I can also get Waterboy, if you want the other kind of cream-filled twink.

… why is the jolly green giant pulling sandwiches out of his pants?

Sure. Nice and cream filled. Just how I like ‘em.

Want one of my twinks?

Yup. And you know who’s like a walking fountain?

I knew it. Robbie told me not to just assume but I knew.

WOAH WOAH WOAH.

WATERBOY IS PACKING????

Definitely.

It’s how I got blessed with brains, brawn, and beauty.

Skill issue.

Someone drenched my phone.

“So, @devilofdownunder.bsky.social, I need your help. And you can’t ask any questions.”

//: 💯💯💯

//: I picture them like Stevie and David from Schitt’s Creek. They were friends, did it once or twice, and were like “naaaah”

💛💙

“I’m fucking with you, buddy. I’m not gonna narc.” He reassured, patting their back.

This was bordering between sweet and condescending, with the latter feeling only punctuated with the head pat.

“Careful. Touching me without my consent? Tut tut. HR would have a field day,” he teased.

He held it above his mouth while he followed her gaze to it. With a small motion of his hand, he mocked offering it to her.

“You can have the first one.”

He turns from the mouse that he had dangling from its tail, or, as he called it, lunch.

“Name’s Sonar. What did you think was my thing?” Truth be told, it wasn’t his thing. He just liked to see how jumpy some folks could be.

“No, it’s a generative AI by Vanderstank.” It’s not worth further discussion, Sonar’s interest now in the new face.

“You know, I know how to dance. If you ask nicely, I’d be happy to help.”

Leeeeaning over her shoulder.

“You could just ask Grick to write you a list of instructions. AI knows it all.”

What a handsome man t-t

want to show this to everyone but its hard when u have less than 100 follows in total on ur three accs lol. Feels like i have to print it out and hang on a wall at uni
#dispatch #sonardispatch #sonar #sonarfanart #dispatchfanart #furry #furryart #furryartist #furryfandom

Huff.

I guess I can accept cute.

“Correct words.”

………… okay, fine. Deal.

This is sounding less and less like a compliment.

Thanks, I think?

Like, all forms of commerce or just stocks?