@johnnymason.bsky.social
I like some things and the opposite with other things.
My favorite Doc Marten boots blew out today while walking down the stairs and now I'm just distraught.
05.06.2025 20:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I see you're coming to Flint, MI. Really hoping my wife and I can pull it off to catch your show.
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Finally, I can stick it to the man.
04.04.2025 21:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"Christmas is cancelled."
- The gubment
Yo. This new Bodybox album. Chef's kiss.
27.03.2025 13:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
"Spaghettiosa" -Eminemma Watson
26.03.2025 18:47 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I grew up with an irrational fear of quicksand.
26.03.2025 17:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Seriously, somebody, please do something meaningful. We can't all just keep saying, "Oh, that's bad." over and over. Do. Something. I know that @sanders.senate.gov and @aoc.bsky.social are trying their best to talk to people, but words only go so far. Please. Do. Something.
26.03.2025 16:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
No big deal, right?
26.03.2025 12:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Seriously, delete it ASAP.
25.03.2025 20:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Dog just farted, jumped in the air, and then chased his butt for a couple laps.
25.03.2025 20:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"I wish people would start recording crappy social media ads on their phones in a car. That would be so great."
- Some guy that wants cheap ads to promote their product and pays people with pizza or lip gloss
Still dangerous after all these years. #zelda #link #Nintendo #videogames #gaming #gameandwatch
25.03.2025 20:02 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0WWJD? Probably not this, but you do you, turds. #maga #hypocrisy #lol #wtf
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The past tense of William Shakespeare is Wouldiwas Shookspeared.
21.03.2025 19:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0*If the hulk was Jamaican*
“Ya wan si mi turn bad mon, bad mon mi turn den”
Do you remember the day you realized they silently McKilled off Ronald McDonald?
16.03.2025 19:07 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I miss Bugs Bunny.
16.03.2025 18:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Holy Sunday.
I’m 12 years old. 😂
Genius idea: Columbia House starts a music streaming service and charges one penny for the first month. Then, we all just use something else for free.
16.03.2025 17:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Word.
15.03.2025 18:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Saturday Salsaday. Salsa Quemada on deck.
15.03.2025 14:44 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Finally.
14.03.2025 17:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Called out a racist on Facebook. He told me I should apologize for being white. I told him no biggie, I'll never be as white as his hood.
Blocked me. Super sad now. 😂
Kind of funny that my kids now bug me all the time to make sourdough bread. 😂
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A quackety tragedy. #jeep #ducks #lol #haha #oops
11.03.2025 20:20 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Right on, dude.
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