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@patmaguire10.bsky.social

I'm the dude playing the dude disguised as another dude. Never go full MAGA. Woke 1973. Raw Unfiltered Parody Account

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I'm feeling the โค๏ธ

11.08.2025 03:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Did I ever have a little boy crush for Hollywood Star? Yes! Thanks for voting. I can't wait for tomorrow. Good night. Big โค๏ธ
toddleroftheyear.org/2025/charlot...

11.08.2025 03:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Big โค๏ธ

11.08.2025 00:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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UPDATE: DYK, the contest is sponsored by Hasbro Toy Co & the USMC Toys for Tots? DYK, you can vote once every 24 hours & its free & easy? Charlotte Rose is in contention for a college scholarship. Thank you, friends. To win it takes a team filled with BIGโค๏ธ
toddleroftheyear.org/2025/charlot...

11.08.2025 00:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Executive Privileges, Secret Deep Tissue Massage, Child Like Attendants Ensures Plausible Denialbity, Unlimited Absorbent Clean Towell Service, Indulge With DOJ Protection, Infused With Decadence. Relax Outlast, Complimentary Non Disclosure Agreements,

10.08.2025 16:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 21    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Posted For No Particular Reason

10.08.2025 15:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 21    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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Vote for Charlotte to be Toddler of the Year! Charlotte Is Vibrant, Full Of Energy, And So Loving! She Is Fearless, Helpful And Makes Friends With Anyone Who Will Wave Or Talk To Her โค๏ธ

From San Diego, good morning friends
toddleroftheyear.org/2025/charlot...

10.08.2025 14:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Saturday Morning Motivation Thanks for voting. Big โค๏ธ
toddleroftheyear.org/2025/charlot...

09.08.2025 16:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Thanks chippy

08.08.2025 01:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Vote for Charlotte to be Toddler of the Year! Charlotte Is Vibrant, Full Of Energy, And So Loving! She Is Fearless, Helpful And Makes Friends With Anyone Who Will Wave Or Talk To Her โค๏ธ

toddleroftheyear.org/2025/charlot...

08.08.2025 01:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't give up until the last vote is counted. It's how I'm made.

08.08.2025 01:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can I use this

08.08.2025 01:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Big โค๏ธ

08.08.2025 01:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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UPDATE: Charlotte Rose is in 2nd place. You can vote easy and free. Follow the link. The prize is a $25k college scholarship. Sponsored by Hasbro Toy Co and the USMC Toys for Tots. Charlotte is in Kung Fu mode. Big โค๏ธ to all my friends who vote or repost!
toddleroftheyear.org/2025/charlotteโ€ฆ

08.08.2025 00:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Hello Friends: UPDATE: Thanks for voting! This 10-day contest is sponsored by Hasbro Toy Co & U.S.M.C Toys for Tots. 1st place is a $25k college scholarship. You can vote once every 24 hours. Charlotte Rose is in 2nd place. Comments are turned off. Big โค๏ธ toddleroftheyear.org/2025/charlotteโ€ฆ

22.07.2025 17:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Right on and thank you

22.07.2025 01:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Hey friends! Voting has started. Give a TAP & help crown Charlotte Rose as the 2025 Toddler of the Year. Sheโ€™s got the charm, the cheeks & the spirit. Voting takes a few secondsโ€”letโ€™s get her that crown! Sending Big โค๏ธ
toddleroftheyear.org/2025/charlot...

21.07.2025 18:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Meet my granddaughter Charlotte Rose. Iโ€™ll be posting about her over the next 24 hours. Sheโ€™s in a Facebook contest sponsored by Hasbro & first place wins $25k. Iโ€™ll share the link later tonight. Of course, I want her to win, so Iโ€™ll be asking for a favor & a few TAPS. Big โค๏ธ

20.07.2025 16:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 26    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Don't Be Scared

06.07.2025 00:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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So how are we going to do it? Since we can't have formal congressional hearings, no problem. Have public hearings. Let's start building evidence. NOW
Part 2 in the comments. @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social

06.07.2025 00:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 33    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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What's Up

28.06.2025 14:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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No Charges, No Lawyer, No Trial, No Bullshit

26.06.2025 02:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Good night friends.

24.06.2025 03:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Finish the sentence? The first time I smoked pot I was...

24.06.2025 03:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I like Donnie. He's Trippy

24.06.2025 03:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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If you've done any of these things you could be in legal trouble. 1, Reposting. It is an endorsement. 2, Replies. It's evidence. 3, Screen shots. They can become part of a subpoena. Follow me for more marginal legal advice.

24.06.2025 03:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Jack is cool. Emo occasionally. My brother.

24.06.2025 03:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Hey friends. Some wild shit just went down. Jack @therealjackhopkins.bsky.social acted like he didn't know me. Is Jack trying to start a Bluesky war with me? I pity fool. #86Jack

24.06.2025 03:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Young man gets happy ending at The Mouth of Truth.

24.06.2025 02:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Big โค๏ธ

24.06.2025 02:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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