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Alese Watson-Johnson

@alesewj.bsky.social

Director of The Folding Chairs Comedy Troupe, PROfessional HEROic WASHing Machine, and an unapologetic chocoholic. Anyone who says you spend too much time in the garden can just grow away.

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I planted peppers today too- poblano and Big Jim Hatch Chili! My Fresno and jalapeΓ±os from last year survived in the garage, and are now outside and producing!

01.03.2026 23:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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16.02.2026 23:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Me too!!!

27.01.2026 00:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s our third day of being snowed in, the novelty has worn off, and now everyone in Dallas just wants to get out of the house and go get a margarita. We are patio people.

26.01.2026 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Same. 😩

24.01.2026 22:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This also applies to yesterday and tomorrow.

21.01.2026 17:50 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Warning: Reports indicate immigration checkpoints along major interstates in Oklahoma, with Interstate 40 most impacted.

15.01.2026 20:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3008    πŸ” 1538    πŸ’¬ 140    πŸ“Œ 67

It’s my zen activity! Hope it brings you joy too! Definitely take time to learn about when/what to plant for your zone. It’ll set you up for greater success.

12.01.2026 23:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I order seeds every November, and then decide I should order more every January, then wonder where I’m putting all these plants every March.

04.01.2026 16:47 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This needs to be put on billboards!

04.01.2026 01:59 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Are these the apple trees you posted about? Looking forward to seeing their progress!

27.12.2025 23:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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10.12.2025 14:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I would excel at this sport.

27.11.2025 03:15 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We tried last year, but weren’t happy with the results.

26.11.2025 04:32 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sending all the good thoughts!

25.11.2025 18:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m going to have to learn more about that! Sounds interesting!

25.11.2025 01:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Four pans of cornbread

Four pans of cornbread

There are people who aren’t baking a mountain of cornbread tonight, and I am worried about their dressing y’all.

24.11.2025 23:31 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It got us this past week. 0/5 stars.

22.11.2025 00:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Seed Savers Exchange catalog, with pink, purple, red, and orange zinnias on the cover.

Seed Savers Exchange catalog, with pink, purple, red, and orange zinnias on the cover.

Remember, as a kid, how excited you’d get when the Toys R Us catalog arrived in the mail?

Same feeling here. 🌱

21.11.2025 00:09 β€” πŸ‘ 58    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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The President of the United States just called for Democratic members of Congress to be executed. "HANG THEM", he posted.

If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.

20.11.2025 16:15 β€” πŸ‘ 20381    πŸ” 8437    πŸ’¬ 1005    πŸ“Œ 1067
Blue morning glory blooming in front of treetops and clear blue sky.

Blue morning glory blooming in front of treetops and clear blue sky.

We’ve had a warm Autumn in north Texas, so the Morning Glory is still covered with blooms.

16.11.2025 18:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Lovely! Mine haven’t started blooming yet, but soon!

15.11.2025 23:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Details please! I’m always on the lookout for good Vietnamese food!

15.11.2025 17:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face and says no . Alt: Michael Scott from The Office in a suit and tie is making a funny face and says no .
14.11.2025 21:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence!

Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png

12.11.2025 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 8131    πŸ” 2106    πŸ’¬ 60    πŸ“Œ 78

β€œDon’t let democracy fade away” communicates what’s at stake really well.

11.11.2025 01:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Big win!

06.11.2025 05:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Hand holding a sticker that reads, β€œI voted” with a Dallas skyline and a longhorn skull.

Hand holding a sticker that reads, β€œI voted” with a Dallas skyline and a longhorn skull.

Took a break from making worm costumes to participate in democracy! Use it or lose it!

04.11.2025 22:39 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wow! Love the intense color! Gotta try this next year!

04.11.2025 04:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All proceeds go to Fxck Cancer!

02.11.2025 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0