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Please retweet, urgent request from a vetted family

Hi everyone, this is a direct ask from a close friend of mine. Please share widely and donate

blue sky is supreme because every time you post you get 100 school principals in the replies asking to see you in their office

Do the JFK files say anything about when that guy touches a stack of paper in the Oliver stone movie and it sounds like a car backfiring

in some ways being the richest man in the world is already kind of like doing the biggest seig heil possible at all times

This tweeting being liked by trending topics world because it contains the trending topic from 6 minutes ago “fire”

Guy who’s 40 and dresses like “a rocker” saying twitter is a “dumpster fire” has not experienced the degradation of coming on here and being followed by an account that follows 49,000 other people

Most stuff that’s being said is just stuff to say, things you’ve heard other people say and recognize as the kind of thing that gets said. “The Simpsons hasn’t been good since season 9”

In one room at work, three people talking the normal line about “Robert Pattinson is actually an awesome weirdo and after twilight he said time to be weird”. Go into a 2nd room at work, guy in there saying “the crazy thing about Robert Pattinson is after twilight he actually said fuck it let’s get w

It should be legal to park anywhere you want if you really really need to